Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

That's what I do.

You're lucky you remembered your love smiley, cheeky! Aaaw damn I thought you'd get my subtle humour of seals... crabs... the whole marine thing going on...

No I was just saying, in case you'd read that thread or something and I just started to repeat myself. There's no skill involved it's just 'aaayyy babes you're lookin sexy yeeeaaa!! Gimmie your number inittt!' Or just random shouting. I actually had my boob groped on the bus once Nothing admirable about them, they're a nuisance.

So you're saying that I should just draw clothes onto myself? Why haven't I thought of that before! Instead of wasting all my money on clothes, I could've just bought a biro!

Maybe... why? Do you think he gave me crabs?

Haha you're right at home then. No I mean they try to chat me up and stuff, but it's more like hassling because a lot of them aren't very nice at all. I posted in a thread about this a few weeks ago XD

No, Quinny, that's just thread. Strikeouts are not the same as thread.

Why? Seals can get lovin too! Oh haha I feel so slow... yeah... that'd be pretty freaky. well I do try...

Yeah, but I have a hatred for the bus. Stinky, pervy people are on the bus Not to mention if I walk anywhere people try to hassle me and it's the most annoying thing in the world. I actually got beeped walking the two feet to my car the other day Umm... kay i'll take your word for it, I didn't even know such a thing existed XD

I sooo wanna know... But I need my zips Strikeouts won't protect what little dignity I have left!

Haha this is true, the seal is pretty hot, I retract my statement. What do you mean, smoking like how? Haha sorry I couldn't help myself...

Thank you! I do love my car, although it has made any kind of walking seem totally pointless now. I'd drive downstairs if I could. Plus I see lots more dead squirrels now I don't even know what a fanbelt is... course you do, Quinny.

Something like that lol I don't even know how to do the strikeout thingy. I used to know, then I forgot

I thought the seal was you Neither are mine thank you very much! Oh... yeah... that taste... that's totally what I was talking about...

I can't do any of these things. Which is bad cos i'm pretty mean to my car sometimes. Poor Punto Haha what do you mean 'if you happen to', I know you take nylon tights around deliberately no need to hide it from me!

It was a preemtive strike.

Blegh is what I think about you, you dirty non-smoker. You should be ashamed! Haha everytime I start to think you're not all that pervy, there you go again...

I have never been into any kind of mechanics ever, so I know literally nothing about guns. Or pooters. Or cars. I mean other than how to drive one, if I broke down i'd be absolutely screwed. there I was thinkin you were about to go all manly on me!

Hey, I never asked for it!

Where do you think you'll be when you're 34?

DLC content is where they get ya. All, "Oh, it's only $2.99, it ain't no big thang", until you've bought 50 of them. Though I've never understood the costume packs. Why bother? I'm not paying just so I can wear a blue shirt instead of a red one.

Hehe I knew from the start that you'd cave I understand that smoking is not a particularly pleasant habbit, but I like it, I wouldn't smoke if I didn't. I wouldn't seriously encourage someone else smoke though, just like I wouldn't expect to be lectured about it. We all know the risks, if you wanna do it then cool, if not then cool. I thank you for your concern though. And excuussseee meeee, why would you be concerned about the way I taste mister?

Why do you know so much about guns... you're scaring me

I feel violated.