Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

It's precious to me. Not even a 3-way with you and your mom (with you actually conscious for once anyway) could make me give away my important and life-changing, therapeutic, war-solving color.

I meant my feeling of femininity... guess that wasn't clear

It's munch! Like yummy... it's munch

Oh no I hate gin... it tastes like cologne

Not all of us are "Quin is a splendid one to behold." I can't afford a real globe. Or floors.

And i'm not a man!

Aaw poor video thread Yeah but Subway is so munch you lazy bum!

Yeah now you know how it feels!

Oooohhh nooo I didn't even know there was a video thread Haha I can't imagine it's all that great up there... ah well, least you can get that sandwich you wanted!

Yes but i'm lazy so you'll have to settle with a fake sandwich *hands it over* Enjoy!

No I haven't seen any videos Oh... whoopsie lol how is it up north anyway?

Bahha

Somerset! That's where all the people that talk like weird farmers are from! Haha you must talk weird I know someone who goes to Manchester uni (at least i'm pretty sure he went there), his name's Jake Sirr. Looks mixed race, tall, wears glasses and little bit nerdy? I think he does a sciencey course.

Exactly. I'm sorry for ever having subjected you to these disgusting lies, I feel ashamed.

That's remarkable. Remember though, with great power comes great responsibility.

Stop hatin Where are you from? I bet you haven't even been to London!

I already told her that she brought shame upon the household when she didn't get a photo.

It's true! I don't believe you, they'd have to be some awesome powers.

Bum dens? Do you mean like... where hobos sleep or where people go to bum

He's not the Prime Minister yet lol nah she didn't but she said she's a very lovely lady :P

Oh I say nob too. But dick and cock just seem too sharp you can't use them in a conversation without it seming a bit awkward. Unless you're taking the piss out of someone, then it's okay.

Hey! She met him in Ladbroke Grove (dunno if you know it, it's in West London) cos my mum was giving a talk there and then she came out and saw Mrs Cleggy on the street and ran up in the usual stalkerish fashion.