Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

It's true! I don't believe you, they'd have to be some awesome powers.

Bum dens? Do you mean like... where hobos sleep or where people go to bum

He's not the Prime Minister yet lol nah she didn't but she said she's a very lovely lady :P

Oh I say nob too. But dick and cock just seem too sharp you can't use them in a conversation without it seming a bit awkward. Unless you're taking the piss out of someone, then it's okay.

Hey! She met him in Ladbroke Grove (dunno if you know it, it's in West London) cos my mum was giving a talk there and then she came out and saw Mrs Cleggy on the street and ran up in the usual stalkerish fashion.

*gives a lickle ribbon of awesomeness*

Wow... that's a terrible joke

I usually call it a willy, but ding a ling sounds funny. What do you call it?

Interesting side note: my mum just called me cos she just met Nick Clegg's wife XD

To be fair, I don't think i've ever even met a Canadian so they could have been being perfectly reasonable

Yeah he's cool, just sittin in my sig, pointing out that I don't have a ding a ling.

hey do you want a signature of something?

I'm very bored and I feel like messing around in photoshoops.

Ahahaha how would that even happen...? It's not like they can hear your accent... how does someone even give off a Canadian vibe?

I know it's amazing

Heyyy don't belittle my problem, I don't see people mistaking you for a lady!

Anyway it's solved now, my life is full of bliss

Yes! The solution to all my problems!

I get the gist... I think that's all I need to know

I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi.