Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

*gives a lickle ribbon of awesomeness*

Wow... that's a terrible joke

I usually call it a willy, but ding a ling sounds funny. What do you call it?

Interesting side note: my mum just called me cos she just met Nick Clegg's wife XD

To be fair, I don't think i've ever even met a Canadian so they could have been being perfectly reasonable

Yeah he's cool, just sittin in my sig, pointing out that I don't have a ding a ling.

hey do you want a signature of something?

I'm very bored and I feel like messing around in photoshoops.

Ahahaha how would that even happen...? It's not like they can hear your accent... how does someone even give off a Canadian vibe?

I know it's amazing

Heyyy don't belittle my problem, I don't see people mistaking you for a lady!

Anyway it's solved now, my life is full of bliss

Yes! The solution to all my problems!

I get the gist... I think that's all I need to know

I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi.

This is true

Oh dear, fishes and arseholes is the most vile image...

No no it's fine we can call it a campaign to raise awareness, because evidently there are many others like you.

Something fishy? Hmm...