Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

LOL Yea but you may transmit stds with that! XD

The bigger the better. Because they always make you read the entire thing. It's all so enlightening. Then you sit back and chuckled heartily - not quite an evil laugh, but one that would still make a passerby shiver in their boots.

Aye but wouldn't I feel guilty for killing myself? Does my life mean so little?

So it's like turning a sentence into maths? xD Philosophers are bastards which makes them something to aspire towards. Wouldn't you love to torment budding young minds one day in the future while you're resting in your lavish crypt?

And now you know my secret. I can't allow you to live.

Well that's because I'm not entirely certain what predicate logic is (and despite my intense desire to know what it is, I still haven't google'd it. Goddamn I'm lazy). That being said, I wonder how well your answer was taken. Sometimes you can luck out and your answer will be close enough to the answer and humorous enough to score a good mark

See! There's always a way around a contradiction. All you gotta do is make up some bull story and change the facts a little bit. (Successfully) Cheating is the only way to ensure victory no matter the circumstances.

But you can still have fun trying to work out how it could actually happen. So many possibilities!

That is a dick of a question. Evidently John mustn't be apart of "everyone". Maybe John is the dog. And nobody likes him because he s all over their lawns. Also who the smurf likes everyone? I don't like everyone and I'm a pretty friendly guy. Goddamn question.

I feel cold, Quin.