Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

Better bloody be!

No doubt someone would be hit in the eye, and they would never be able to receive insurance payouts purely because their story is unbelievable.

The uni havent updated ucas, so I'm not actually accepted by the uni.
I rang up, and the woman was like 'wtf that's weird' so hopefully it will be sorted

I hate universities!

There is nothing quite like the sound of a thousand voices cheering in unison.

Liquorice sweets shot from a helicopter? Sounds... brilliant. Hurry up and become a famous sportstar and then retire

He was pretty much touted as a hero though, so it was almost the same. Still, I would've preferred for them to win. The Italians shouldn't have progressed past their match with the Aussies, it was the most bull call.

But yes, Flintoff. A good send off is always appreciated, and going out with a win is good.

Don't worry, I think I'd do the exact same thing if I were in your position. But yes, the excuses will come out soon no doubt.

Yeah, it seemed to be going back-and-forth for a while. I guess the Aussies just dropped their bundles and let you guys walk all over them. I hear Ponting's going to get the sack over it too. Oh the mysteries of Cricket

Do you wear a tin foil hat?!