Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

Well, it all started when I figured out the password to his email. I can't remember it now but after I figured it out I waited a day or two before I said "so alan...you want revenge on him for what he did to me right? Here's his password, work your magic!" and we did it together

My ex actually signed onto his msn account after the damage had been done and asked me if I knew anything about it. He was trying to make me believe he was his older brother but he made the exact same typos he usually does so I knew better, and denied everything. He threatened to email my mom and write her a letter and then had the balls to ask for my mom's email address xD Yeah. Well I told her what was happening and she said she'd cover for me and tell him it wasn't me.

It was after that incident that my mom took a liking to Alan. As she said, "after all..if any guy is willing to get into that much trouble with my daughter, he must like her."

teehee~

So as you can tell...it wasn't totally thought out...just something spur of the moment

Par example?

Sounds like brilliant fun

Why, thank you

He would always emotionally blackmail me. "If you love me you'll do this," "if you love me, you'll do that," "don't you love me?' And it was always something I didn't want to do and made it perfectly clear that that was the case.

He was showing signs of being physically abusive too. When he'd kiss me, he'd bite hard enough to make me bleed, and he would grab my breasts hard enough to leave bruises. He would grab my wrist really hard when trying to use his "don't you love me?" tactic. He had no respect for me whatsoever, and he was totally obsessed with sex. There was no romance in the situation after a while and he claimed it was a chore to be romantic with me. He said I asked for it too much. wtf? I shouldn't have to ask for romance! Ugh.

Also, he was a liar and he fell in love with a female friend of his who was almost twice his age and didn't want to do anything to change those feelings. He told me when he broke up with me that it was because he fell out of love with me, but then turned around and told someone else that it was because I called him too much and that I was boring. I called him all the time because he was always talking about hurting himself and I was worried. I wanted to make sure he was okay. I even asked him at one point if I called too much and he said "no, you're fine." Liar.

Also, he sucked at kissing...majorly. He was the "shove the tongue as far down her throat as possible" kind of guy. Thank god Alan's nowhere near that And whenever I thought about having sex with him (his name is Cody btw), I would feel really uncomfortable and...weird. Plus I never really felt like we were a couple...I think we were only together because we were lonely.

So yeah...think he deserved mine and Alan's wrath?

I figured out the password to his email so I could figure out the password to his myspace. I went in and changed his myspace completely around...changed his name to Sausage Jockey, made him gay, added things in his profile about his love for hentai that he confided in me (he believes porn is a sin cause he's one of those goody-goody christian boys who are actually faking the whole thing), changed his background to the girliest thing I could find, added a picture of a pink top to his pics and put the caption as: "I totally have one of these in my closet! Isn't it cute?!", gave Alan his email password so he could email people from it and totally embarass him (and he did a damn good job), and even messaged people from his msn and aim accounts.

Where on all the internet can we find some thickies to test it on?

You must not be looking.

xD It's no problem!

You owe me a favor though!

Murses can be sexy aliens, though.