Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

Why, thank you

He would always emotionally blackmail me. "If you love me you'll do this," "if you love me, you'll do that," "don't you love me?' And it was always something I didn't want to do and made it perfectly clear that that was the case.

He was showing signs of being physically abusive too. When he'd kiss me, he'd bite hard enough to make me bleed, and he would grab my breasts hard enough to leave bruises. He would grab my wrist really hard when trying to use his "don't you love me?" tactic. He had no respect for me whatsoever, and he was totally obsessed with sex. There was no romance in the situation after a while and he claimed it was a chore to be romantic with me. He said I asked for it too much. wtf? I shouldn't have to ask for romance! Ugh.

Also, he was a liar and he fell in love with a female friend of his who was almost twice his age and didn't want to do anything to change those feelings. He told me when he broke up with me that it was because he fell out of love with me, but then turned around and told someone else that it was because I called him too much and that I was boring. I called him all the time because he was always talking about hurting himself and I was worried. I wanted to make sure he was okay. I even asked him at one point if I called too much and he said "no, you're fine." Liar.

Also, he sucked at kissing...majorly. He was the "shove the tongue as far down her throat as possible" kind of guy. Thank god Alan's nowhere near that And whenever I thought about having sex with him (his name is Cody btw), I would feel really uncomfortable and...weird. Plus I never really felt like we were a couple...I think we were only together because we were lonely.

So yeah...think he deserved mine and Alan's wrath?

I figured out the password to his email so I could figure out the password to his myspace. I went in and changed his myspace completely around...changed his name to Sausage Jockey, made him gay, added things in his profile about his love for hentai that he confided in me (he believes porn is a sin cause he's one of those goody-goody christian boys who are actually faking the whole thing), changed his background to the girliest thing I could find, added a picture of a pink top to his pics and put the caption as: "I totally have one of these in my closet! Isn't it cute?!", gave Alan his email password so he could email people from it and totally embarass him (and he did a damn good job), and even messaged people from his msn and aim accounts.

Where on all the internet can we find some thickies to test it on?

You must not be looking.

xD It's no problem!

You owe me a favor though!

Murses can be sexy aliens, though.

He is splendid. My brother thought it was odd when I said something about him though....

We can test it on the Southern US Loves EoFF Group~!

Wait, they actually have brains. o...

I'll kill you!