Quindiana Jones
is an EoFF Immortal
Would sniff your fingers to be polite
Nameleon.

We have air con in the main room of the house, don't worry too much, we won't let you melt

From Perth to Melbourne one way is between 180-300+ dollars Australian depending on how early you book and which airline you fly with, expect to pay about 250 though. We live in a suburb near Fremantle, which is about 20 minutes away from Perth, the capital of WA. We'll have to have a think about what places to show you and do the whole touristy thing. Tara's all excited now, she's by herself all day while I'm at work so she's starved for company.

AND BREAD

Yesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We have a nice bed for you and I'll make you a proper English roast that I know you can't get in China!

The sweaty one. I'm on my way back from work right now and my back is literally stuck to my shirt which is stuck to the back of the seat... The beaches are nice though >.>

Sounds great, we live in Western Aus which is about as far away from melbourne as you can get, but it's a pretty awesome state and you'd be welcome to crash, we have plenty of room. My mum will be staying with us for a few weeks in late feb/early March though, so we may not have a spare bed around that time. Otherwise just let us know and I'm sure we can fit you in to our hectic schedule (we sit around playing video games all day).

Ahaha. Well just let us know what you'd like to eat and we'll try and accommodate. Also the temperature is still scraping the 40's so be prepared for that.

I just want it on Steam. Is that too much to ask?

If only I could

It was difficult, but I had to prove to Wolf Kanno that I could make more threads than he could (he made like 97)

You must've not been active this last summer when I hit like 126 threads in one week!