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  1. Christmas
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    One day, as Christ-hams walked smilily down the garden road, she saw an oncoming bus about to hit an old lady! She ran as fast as her little legs couldn't carry her and beheaded the old lady so she wouldn't die slowly. Though Christ-hams never knew how the old lady felt, she was certain in her heart that she would have been thanked for the decapitation.

    Three days laterer, however, Christ-hams woke up in the middle of the night and screamed! Shamus McManus was glaring at her from outside her kitchen window! She drew her lightscimitar, ran outside and started to battle Shamus McManus. After exactly 6.384561782935 seconds of fighting, Shamus McManus got tired and died. Christ-hams laughed so jovily, that the entire town left and lived in a new city. Christ-hams was sads. She was now alone.

    Minutes later a large cat appeared.
    "Meow." said the cat. "I'm Leeza. Will you be my.....FWEND???" Christ-hams graciously accepted the partnership, and she lived happily with her cat forever and ever and ever.

    THE END.
  2. Dr. Acula
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    I want to try it at least once but I feel like I need to work up to it.
  3. Christmas
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    They never reach me! You lied! Just like how you promised you will marry Caterpillar!

    I wanted to use you as a butt plug but then I remembered that it is Rye's exclusive.
  4. Dr. Acula
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    I once agreed with the Racist Lorry Driver but then felt so bad I spent the rest of the game trying to be perfectly behaved. Which, as you know, is *very* difficult.

    I've yet to try Hardcore Mode, but I imagine it'd be fun failing all the checks :P
  5. Christmas
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    U ate your filthy discharge for those meals?

    You made it to the side?
  6. Dr. Acula
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    Yeah Kim is such a cinnamon roll, I don't want to hurt him.
  7. Christmas
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    More wanking than usual during those times?

    MANUS is here too and he made a football thread. He will devour sex maniac like you!
  8. Dr. Acula
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    Me too!! I'm wondering what kind of character to play next. Maybe a fascist?
  9. Christmas
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    You were trying to fit in like eating the trout from your nose?

    You get paraded in a cage naked.
  10. Dr. Acula
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    Exactly. You get it.
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About Quindiana Jones

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Date of Birth
October 26, 1990 (34)
About Quindiana Jones
Real Name:
Die, Paul.
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Biography:
I dag er det Quins fødselsdag
Hurra hurra hurra
Hun sikkert sig en gave får
Som hun har ønsket sig i år
Med dejlig chokolade
Og kager til!
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These mountains are made of rainbows.
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Grr. Arg.
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Formerly:
Pure Quin14, Quin 'n' Tonic, Harle-Quin, Pure Queen 14, Quin, Mace Quindu, Sir Toppham Hatt, Stiltzquin, Flambard D'Quinceteth, Harle-y Davidson, Quinter Wonderland, Quint Eastwood, Quinternational Man of Mystery, Quinoa, Professor Quinothy P. Buttfl
Date of last name change:
Dec 26, 2011
Chat Nicknames:
Rantzien Luckwin.
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Favorite Final Fantasy:
FF W00T.
FFXI Character Name:
Dr. Boskonovich.
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I don't have anything interesting to say but I am still here.

by Quindiana Jones on 10-12-2022 at 07:42 PM
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Truth is, I was always Christmas.
Mate don't flatter yourself, you're not even Boxing Day.
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by Quindiana Jones on 09-22-2022 at 11:37 PM
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This is dedicated to all Oldies

by Quindiana Jones on 05-10-2022 at 09:29 PM
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They took the phone. O_O

by Quindiana Jones on 07-29-2014 at 10:13 AM
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So, as I exited the taxi, I performed my usual check. Nope, nothing has been left behind. Good. I bend over to retrieve my backpack from the back seat and leave. The taxi drives away.

Seconds later, I realise my phone is not in my pocket. "Piss," think I, with some embarrassment at my own ineptitude. I don't mind too much, but I did like the number.

This morning, a friend of mine calls the phone. Turns out some people have found it and picked it up! That's

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