Who's up for some illegal activity, 'cause I could sure go for some!

I'm guilty of Illegal file sharing like most of us.

And what was your most recent Illegal action?
*hides*

Enjoy your v&.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

Public urination.

Okay, now you're just doing it on purpose.

advocated overthrowing the government and glorified terrorism

Well, recently, I had this urge to do a b and a. It was overwhelming. I got one of my friends, reluctant at first, to come with me. Then I came to an empty house, family prolly went out to dinner. Then I realised its time. So i just kicked the door, but not just kick, i mean KICK. That couldve decapitated a baby or something. then I felt good, but had to do it again, soI kicked the closet in, and there was no reason, it didnt have a lock. Then, I just left, didnt even steal anything. Just left.

I can imagine the family now. When they got home, they prolly wondered "WTF DID THEY TAKE??? They even kicked in THE GODDAMN CLOSET? IT DIDNT HAVE A LOCK! WTF! WTH DID THEY TAKE? Then like 10 years from now, theyll be eating, itll still be on there mind, then theyll say, WTF, WTF DID THEY TAKE? THIS MARRIAGE IS RUINED. ITS OVER!


First to guess where its from wins.

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Originally Posted by Spammerman

Well, recently, I had this urge to do a b and a. It was overwhelming. I got one of my friends, reluctant at first, to come with me. Then I came to an empty house, family prolly went out to dinner. Then I realised its time. So i just kicked the door, but not just kick, i mean KICK. That couldve decapitated a baby or something. then I felt good, but had to do it again, soI kicked the closet in, and there was no reason, it didnt have a lock. Then, I just left, didnt even steal anything. Just left.

I can imagine the family now. When they got home, they prolly wondered "WTF DID THEY TAKE??? They even kicked in THE GODDAMN CLOSET? IT DIDNT HAVE A LOCK! WTF! WTH DID THEY TAKE? Then like 10 years from now, theyll be eating, itll still be on there mind, then theyll say, WTF, WTF DID THEY TAKE? THIS MARRIAGE IS RUINED. ITS OVER!


First to guess where its from wins.

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dane coook!!!!!!!! but you mistyped you put B and A not Bacon and Eggs

I sped.

I wouldve put Lynx cant answer, but that wouldve given it away. I lost my Ipod that had it on there sop i dont remember the joke fully.

Trespassing! There was these spooky stairs that lead down to a valley, but it was closed off because rocks could fall down over you and smash your skull in. It was worth it.

i sped i followed too closely i ran a stop sign i almost hit a chevy i failed to yeiled at a cross walk i cahnged lanes at the intersection i changed lanes while running a red light and speeding. and..... i have un paid parking tickets.

ok that was actully form liar liar.

recently my last law i broke was underaged drinking last night. and tresspassing while skateboarding and in about 20 minutes im leaveing to go to court for my speeding ticket which im fighting.

I shot a man named Reno, just to watch him die.

You could say that I just truanted. But I pretended I was ill, so it's OK.

underage drinking and downloading music.

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Originally Posted by Lynx

i sped i followed too closely i ran a stop sign i almost hit a chevy i failed to yeiled at a cross walk i cahnged lanes at the intersection i changed lanes while running a red light and speeding. and..... i have un paid parking tickets.

ok that was actully form liar liar.

recently my last law i broke was underaged drinking last night. and tresspassing while skateboarding and in about 20 minutes im leaveing to go to court for my speeding ticket which im fighting.

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But you forgot about not signalling... :(