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"I know you wanna hit that. I know you want to hit that." ~Hit that, The Offspring
Do you consider yourself a lady's man (or... man's... lady?)
I'm not good at getting the girls, well then again I haven't really tried >.>
EDIT-Boondocks reference ftw.
really?!?! thats a big smurfing surprise!!!!!
pimple-faced WoW nerd.
no gurlz aloud in mah tr33houseQuote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
Technically, he can't even get it to run properly. So, he's actually a pimple-faced WoW FAILURE who needs to learn how to use a dictionary, feigns a love for Chocobos, and yet is in reality, a hypocritical, fourteen year old pest, whom the girls abhor. Please stop using Vista's voice recognition software; you are not handicapped and should be fully capable of troubleshooting your own problems.
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I think he was talking about himself considering thats the one he chose. Anyway...Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelTechnically, he can't even get it to run properly. So, he's actually a pimp-faced WoW FAILURE who feigns a love for Chocobos, but is in reality, a hypocritical, fourteen year old pest, whom the girls abhor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
no gurlz aloud in mah tr33house
I DUN EVEN KNOW WHAT ABHOR MEANS :bigsmile:
PS- Its not my fault windows Vista wouldn't let you wipe your own butt.
Well, I'm not really that strong, so it depends on the weight of the opposite sex that I'm trying to pick up. But usually I can pick up girls easily and carry her wherever she wants to go.
...Ohhhh...
Depends on whether I have a claw hammer handy.
wow that sounded mean almost...Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoI think he was talking about himself considering thats the one he chose. Anyway...Quote:
Originally Posted by TavrobelTechnically, he can't even get it to run properly. So, he's actually a pimp-faced WoW FAILURE who feigns a love for Chocobos, but is in reality, a hypocritical, fourteen year old pest, whom the girls abhor.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dyslexicon
no gurlz aloud in mah tr33house
I DUN EVEN KNOW WHAT ABHOR MEANS :bigsmile:
PS- Its not my fault windows Vista wouldn't let you wipe your own butt.
abhor means to hate, or for a better word; abominate!
also yes, i meant myself. but i have a girlfriend so i guess i did something right :S or wrong depending on who you ask.
Yes, as easily as I can throw them.
Quite far, really, because I have gigantic bulging muscles and arms of steel. ^_^
Yes.
But! After having my heart disgustingly brokeded from the last 3, and my shattering the heart of an ex I went out for with almost a year.
I decided not to bother, Normal Friends ftw.
My party in life happens to be with only one. However, I've made sure to make that ball and chain a wild one indeed.
I would not consider myself much of a studmuffin, though. Just enough to get a girl that smurfs me willingly everyday is enough for me IMHO.
I married my high school sweetheart, but before him I didn't have any trouble getting dates. And I didn't even have to put out!
I'm in a wrong place. The girls of my age here in this city like guys that drink and smoke. =/ I do neither . :D
Somehow it seems that I get 1 or 2 years older girls' attention. ^^
:sing: I see girls,
here there and everywhere,
short skirts long hair,
love it when they walk yeah,
I'm on cloud 9,
you look so fine,
can't wait to make you mine.
If I made the effort to change my appearance then I reckon I might be able to get somewhere.