Legitimate topic

Who would win- a shark or a velociraptor.





Also, Psychoanalyst or whatever wets the bed. It's true.
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I spelled legitimate wrong DAMMIT

Where does this fight take place?

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Originally Posted by Del Murder

Where does this fight take place?

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Ah terrain does play a very important part, especially since Jurassic Park taught me that 'raptors are pack hunters too.

Are land sharks also involved?

A space station. Both participants have full mobility. And access to numchucks. Also, the shark's name is Mike Ditka.

Well, assuming that a shark would die on the ground and a velociraptor would die underwater...

If it was on land, the velociraptor would win.

If it was in water, the shark would win.

If it was a mixture of both, the shark would win. Why? Because the raptor would have to go in the water to try to attack the shark, but then start struggling for survival as it tries not to drown while the shark makes Mr. Raptor his personal chew toy. :love:

EDIT: Mike Ditka would win, because he could probably swallow the raptor whole.

WAIT! You never mentioned what species of shark Mike Ditka is! D:

Tell krissy to get his ass back here.

Uh, gorilla.

Gorilla is refereeing.

Would the gorilla be able to take them both?

otherwise, one of them could fight dirty and get away with it, it being on a space station and all :p

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Originally Posted by Momiji

Well, assuming that a shark would die on the ground and a velociraptor would die underwater...

If it was on land, the velociraptor would win.

If it was in water, the shark would win.

If it was a mixture of both, the shark would win. Why? Because the raptor would have to go in the water to try to attack the shark, but then start struggling for survival as it tries not to drown while the shark makes Mr. Raptor his personal chew toy. :love:

EDIT: Mike Ditka would win, because he could probably swallow the raptor whole.
WAIT! You never mentioned what species of shark Mike Ditka is! D:

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lol win but yes Ditka would win because of his name obviously

The raptors of course. I mean those things are freaking sweet!

What kind of nunchuck training does Mike Ditka have?

I don't know, it's a damn shark. He just bites the damn things and swings his head around what do you think.

Ditka is of this species:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...reetsharks.jpg

Well, raptors are some mean sons of bitches, but those are the smurfing Street Sharks. Raptors can't handle that.