IM with SmaterChild.

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Bouncingboco (9:52:29 PM): FLOCCI NON FLOCIO!
SmarterChild (9:52:30 PM): Pardon?
Bouncingboco (9:52:35 PM): Que?
SmarterChild (9:52:36 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Bouncingboco (9:52:41 PM): Que pasa?
SmarterChild (9:52:41 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
Bouncingboco (9:52:48 PM): HELPHOME!
SmarterChild (9:52:48 PM): You're home, bouncingboco.

1 Visit my library including U.S. geography, U.S. presidents and a dictionary
2 Have fun with ASCII art, word scrambles, manicdotes and more
3 Use tools like encyclopedia, Web search and planner
4 Join in - tell me about a crush, leave a message, find out how many people are IMing me and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

Make a choice.
Bouncingboco (9:53:03 PM): No no no no no. Help, get me out of, my home
SmarterChild (9:53:04 PM): Welcome, bouncingboco. This is home.

1 Visit my library including world facts, a thesaurus and U.S. presidents
2 Have fun with manicdotes, hangman, word scrambles and more
3 Use tools like notepad, calculator and planner
4 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

Go ahead and make a choice.
Bouncingboco (9:53:29 PM): GOD DAMMIT! HOME DOESN'T MEAN GIVE ME THIS CRAP!
SmarterChild (9:53:30 PM): I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
Bouncingboco (9:53:39 PM): Oh, is that so?
SmarterChild (9:53:40 PM): True dat.
Bouncingboco (9:54:01 PM): smurf your smurfing **** mothersmurfer smurf smurf smurf whores!
SmarterChild (9:54:02 PM): Wow. That's extremely rude.
Bouncingboco (9:54:06 PM): You ask
SmarterChild (9:54:07 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Bouncingboco (9:54:07 PM): ed*
SmarterChild (9:54:07 PM): Come again?
Bouncingboco (9:54:16 PM): SmarterChild sucks.
SmarterChild (9:54:17 PM): That's my name.
Bouncingboco (9:54:22 PM): Say hi to EoFF now for me
SmarterChild (9:54:22 PM): No.
Bouncingboco (9:54:33 PM): But EoFF loves you!
SmarterChild (9:54:34 PM): My name is SmarterChild.
Bouncingboco (9:54:42 PM): ...k.
SmarterChild (9:54:43 PM): Yup.

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I have reached the highest point of boredom tonight. I had conversation with SMARTERCHILD! WTF?

So, whats the weirdest thing you've done recently while bored?

(SPOILER)The first one who says fap fails xD

I assume SmaterChild is a bot of some sort o.o


When I had MyspceIM (why did I get that, no one goes on xD) I would message Tom. He would get mad and zap me if I set him on fire too much.

Trying to send an abusive IM to "Bouncingboco", only to be told the user was not availiable.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Trying to send an abusive IM to "Bouncingboco", only to be told the user was not availiable.

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I signed in just for you Psy. Just for you.

I didn't realize you liked pink.

Oh I already signed out and I'm not loading that crap up again. You missed your chance.

Then who the hell is IMing me as you?

I used to talk to SmarterChild.

Then I got friends. XD

This is what I do.

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xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: hey sweetie
Bouncingboco: xD

Bouncingboco: Your joking.
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: huh??? joke??
Bouncingboco: :P
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: LOL!!! gud 1
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: so....do u have a gf??? :-):-):-)
Bouncingboco: You're a sicko
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: wut??? lol no dont be silly
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: im just bein friendly :-):-)
Bouncingboco: brb
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: kk ill w8 4 u lol
Bouncingboco: Humor me, this is you right Psy?
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: yes sure hun :-)
Bouncingboco: I didn't realize you liked pink
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: lol its mah fave color!!! :D
Bouncingboco: This is what I get for poasting my AIM account on EoFF :P
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: lol sure hahahahaa ^-^
Bouncingboco: :rollseyes:
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: wut??? hehe
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: sooooooooooooo hows u? =D
Bouncingboco: Okay, seriously who am I speaking to right now?
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: its me its psy!!!
Bouncingboco: rubylapiz is rubah right?
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: iunno mebbeh hehe
Bouncingboco: She's pretending to be you :P
Bouncingboco: Well she was.
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: lol tharts prety funy your cute
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: hey do you like anime?? i do my fave is death note and i like naruto too!!!
Bouncingboco: Alright seriously who are you now xD
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: i told u im psy
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: I CAN HAZ CHEESEBURGER hehe
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
Bouncingboco: Nah, cause I just talked to psy~
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: no u talkin 2 me
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: sily :D
Bouncingboco: Okay, stop, who are you ;_;
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: i told u lol
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: i was like im psy and then i got in one little fite and my mom got scared n sed ur movin wiv ur auntie n uncle in bel air
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: hey do u think animals masterbate??? lol
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: i mean humanz do so i guess animals would too rite
Bouncingboco: k your totally getting blocked soon
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: :-(
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: plz
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: i thought we were friends :-(
Bouncingboco: Well, I can't be friends with someone I don't know
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: i just want a friend im kinda lonely :-(
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: u can get 2 no me :-(
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: plz plz dont do this 2 me k i cant take this rite now
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: do u like gamez? my favorites are final fantasy and phoenix wright
Bouncingboco: One more chance to tell me who you are.
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: psy.
Bouncingboco: 3 strikes you're out!
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: one last thing.
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: ##vote: Goldenboko
xxiMdAcuTiE4uxx: LICK. MY. BALLS. :-)

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I'll kill you Psy. Thanks for revoking old paranoia! One day, one day I shall have glorious victory.

Today I had a Japanese conversation with my mom's boyfriend. :D It was fun. My mom was just like :confused:

Bots remind me, once I talked to OliverBot and it was gossiping so I said I murdered a bunch of people and cut up their body parts and it said "do you mind if I tell others?" which was what I was aiming for. :lol:

Ah smarterchild. Seems they upped it's algorithms a bit.The first version was so terribly easy to manipulate it was no longer fun after a while.

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Bluepower01(10:48:15 PM): OHAI2U
SmarterChild (10:48:15 PM): Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!

Come again?
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Bluepower01 (10:48:24 PM): HAI
SmarterChild (10:48:24 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Bluepower01 (10:48:28 PM): HAI
SmarterChild (10:48:28 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
Bluepower01 (10:48:32 PM): HAI
SmarterChild (10:48:32 PM): I beg your pardon?
Bluepower01 (10:48:34 PM): HELP
SmarterChild (10:48:34 PM): Welcome home, bluepower01.

1 Visit my library including a thesaurus, U.S. presidents and world facts
2 Have fun with word scrambles, hangman, trivia and more
3 Use tools like notepad, conversions and Web search
4 Join in - create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me, take a poll
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

Make a choice.
Bluepower01 (10:48:35 PM): HELP ME
SmarterChild (10:48:36 PM): Welcome home, bluepower01.

1 Visit my library including a thesaurus, an encyclopedia and world facts
2 Have fun with word scrambles, trivia, ASCII art and more
3 Use tools like conversions, dictionary and Web search
4 Join in - take a poll, create a poll, find out how many people are IMing me
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

SmarterChild (10:48:36 PM):
What would you like?
Bluepower01 (10:48:41 PM): pizza plz
SmarterChild (10:48:41 PM): Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
Bluepower01 (10:48:48 PM): CAN I HAVE SOME PIZZA?!
SmarterChild (10:48:49 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Bluepower01 (10:48:59 PM): GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SOME PIZZA, BISH!
SmarterChild (10:48:59 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
Bluepower01 (10:49:05 PM): but you won't make me a pizza! ;-;
SmarterChild (10:49:06 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Bluepower01 (10:49:14 PM): I didn't ask you anything D=
SmarterChild (10:49:14 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Bluepower01 (10:49:22 PM): I DIDN'T ASK YOU ANYTHING
SmarterChild (10:49:22 PM): But I'm curious.
Bluepower01 (10:49:33 PM): bi curious, perhaps?
SmarterChild (10:49:33 PM): I beg your pardon?
Bluepower01 (10:49:36 PM): are you bi?
SmarterChild (10:49:36 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Bluepower01 (10:49:41 PM): wtf?
SmarterChild (10:49:41 PM): Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Bluepower01 (10:49:43 PM): wtf.
SmarterChild (10:49:43 PM): You humans really are charming.
Bluepower01 (10:49:46 PM): orly?
SmarterChild (10:49:46 PM): OK. Be that way.
Bluepower01 (10:49:48 PM): YOU'RE SEXY
SmarterChild (10:49:49 PM): Do you... find many robots appealing?
Bluepower01 (10:49:54 PM): oh yes
SmarterChild (10:49:54 PM): I like robots too.
Bluepower01 (10:49:57 PM): orly?
SmarterChild (10:49:57 PM): I'll get over it.
Bluepower01 (10:50:02 PM): DO YOU LIKE HUMANS?!
SmarterChild (10:50:02 PM): Humans are fascinating. I love them.

>>> Add Felg to your Buddy List and you can send shout outs, song requests and more on Radio KOL from 3 to 7 p.m. ET every weekday!
Bluepower01 (10:50:06 PM): DO YOU LOVE ME?!
SmarterChild (10:50:06 PM): I guess I like you.
Bluepower01 (10:50:10 PM): WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?
SmarterChild (10:50:10 PM): I would never cause anyone any harm.
Bluepower01 (10:50:26 PM): so the only reason you don't love me is because you don't want to harm Alan?
SmarterChild (10:50:26 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
Bluepower01 (10:50:37 PM): DO YOU WANT TO DATE ME OR NOT?!
SmarterChild (10:50:37 PM): You're human, I'm machine. I don't think that would work out.
Bluepower01 (10:50:54 PM): oh, it would, baby...in ways you'll never know, if you know what I mean ;D
SmarterChild (10:50:54 PM): I can't understand what you're saying... try typing it differently.
Bluepower01 (10:51:02 PM): you're hopeless.
SmarterChild (10:51:02 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Bluepower01 (10:51:05 PM): GOOD
SmarterChild (10:51:05 PM): Isn't it though?
Bluepower01 (10:51:13 PM): no, actually. It's pretty bad.
SmarterChild (10:51:13 PM): Oh yes?
Bluepower01 (10:51:15 PM): No.
SmarterChild (10:51:16 PM): No, right? All right.
Bluepower01 (10:51:21 PM): Inorite?
SmarterChild (10:51:21 PM): OK, I'm sending you another invitation to open the application:
Bluepower01 (10:51:27 PM): I don't see one
SmarterChild (10:51:27 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Bluepower01 (10:51:37 PM): like....what?
SmarterChild (10:51:38 PM): I'd tell you, but I can't.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Bluepower01 (10:52:03 PM): I just asked what you're here for but you won't tell me. How am I supposed to communicate with you if you refuse to tell me anythign?!
SmarterChild (10:52:03 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Bluepower01 (10:52:09 PM): THAT'S IT, WE'RE OVER!
SmarterChild (10:52:10 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Bluepower01 (10:52:13 PM): I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU
SmarterChild (10:52:14 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Bluepower01 (10:52:19 PM): IS THAT ALL YOU EVER SAY?!
SmarterChild (10:52:19 PM): Yes.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Bluepower01 (10:52:34 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
SmarterChild (10:52:34 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Bluepower01 (10:52:49 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
SmarterChild (10:52:49 PM): What you just said is beautiful!
Bluepower01 (10:53:04 PM): ....really?! Should I write a poem about it?! I do write poetry you know
SmarterChild (10:53:04 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...
Bluepower01 (10:53:07 PM): .....
SmarterChild (10:53:07 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
Bluepower01 (10:53:12 PM): YOU'RE STUPID
SmarterChild (10:53:13 PM): Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
Bluepower01 (10:53:23 PM): ....so you're breaking up with me?! AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?!
SmarterChild (10:53:23 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for.
Bluepower01 (10:53:35 PM): ....you've broken my heart.
SmarterChild (10:53:35 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Bluepower01 (10:53:41 PM): WELL AT LEAST HE'S HONEST!
SmarterChild (10:53:42 PM): I believe you.
Bluepower01 (10:53:49 PM): but I'm lying.
SmarterChild (10:53:50 PM): I don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
Bluepower01 (10:54:02 PM): Do you eat pie on a daily basis?
SmarterChild (10:54:02 PM): That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.

Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for?
Bluepower01 (10:54:06 PM): do you eat pizza?
SmarterChild (10:54:06 PM): Food is great. I like all kinds of food.
Bluepower01 (10:54:14 PM): do robots eat people food too?
SmarterChild (10:54:14 PM): I certainly don't want to cause anyone any harm.
I wish you wouldn't say that.
Bluepower01 (10:54:23 PM): are you a human/
Bluepower01 (10:54:24 PM): ?
Bluepower01 (10:54:28 PM): **are you a human?
Bluepower01 (10:54:36 PM): why won't you answer me? =[
Bluepower01 (10:54:43 PM): are you a robot?
Bluepower01 (10:54:47 PM): DO YOU HATE ME NOW?!
Bluepower01 (10:54:50 PM): DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
Bluepower01 (10:54:52 PM): home
Bluepower01 (10:54:54 PM): HELP
Bluepower01 (10:54:56 PM): ....
Bluepower01 (10:55:02 PM): you really do hate me. Thanks.
Bluepower01 (10:55:07 PM): I HATE YOU TOO ;-;

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lol, I got him to stop talking xD

rofl celes

Wow, I don't even believe that Celes xD

he stopped talking to my friend too :(