The Pudge of Ally Sheedy

I pudge Ally Sheedy to the slag of the united skates of America Ferrera... and to the REPUGNANCE of one-night stands, one Asian underground with invisibility, with Liberace and puffed rice for all!

There a few changes here from the overall original molestation of the Pledge of Allegiance from Histeria! the animated slappywag follow-up to Animaniacs. It's supposed to be fun nonetheless. How does it measure on your laughometer?

Pretty low. It almost reads like a spam e-mail.

Um, I honestly can't understand a word of this O.O; So I'm afraid if it is supposed to be funny, it's lost on me.

zero out of ten?

It wasn't funny and that show was horrible.

Can we go into negatives?

wtf

Sometimes silence is the best answer.

Ally Sheedy was cute, too bad her career died along with the 1980s.

It didn't make me hungry, thus it's not any better.