The Picture Thread of leader of mortals' armpit fluff

The other thread has been open since last November and got to seventy pages, so... it's time for a new one. I like it fresh.

My friend posted his Japan picture on Facebook, so here are three.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../Japan/erj.jpg

THE CHOPSTICKS WENT UP AND DOWN IT BLEW MY MIND.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../Japan/wut.jpg

The little :bou::bou::bou::bou: eated my cookie.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...n/ieatedit.jpg

The first one looks like you gave him a sneaky handjob and he came.

The second one looks like you're controlling the chopsticks with your mind, Matilda-style. :D

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Originally Posted by Quin

The first one looks like you gave him a sneaky handjob and he came.

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Why did you ruin it?

I thought it was a lovely photo of the two of them but now when I look at it... :(

Ruin it? I thought that made it better! :(

Staying in the vacation mood... in Varadero, last March

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6922097_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._8375015_n.jpg

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I thought it was a lovely boring photo of the two of them but now when I look at it... :jess:

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Quin, 'more perverse' is not always synonymous with 'better'. I obviously still have much to teach you...

Shlup your man looks baked out of his mind.

And the thread quickly takes a turn for the worse. -_-;

More beach pics!

I wore the black bikini top my friend gave me as a "You're going to Jamaica" bridal shower gift. She did not, however, buy me bottoms. o.O This is why I am wearing shorts. Also, I suffer from badonk.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...Quack/kini.jpg

Nook!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...Quack/nook.jpg

ETA:

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Originally Posted by Guardian XIII

Shlup your man looks baked out of his mind.

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Haha, yeah, he does.

The kids really love going to the park here. I don't mind taking them, but lord, they sure do hate me when it's time to come home.

Corey, me and Becks.
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...0002679209.jpg

Corey and I being silly.
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...0002679209.jpg

Becks and I being silly.
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...0002679209.jpg

Chilling in a tunnel thing.
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...0002679209.jpg

And this is from Breanna's birthday party.
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/i...0002679209.jpg

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Originally Posted by Shlup

I wore the black bikini top my friend gave me as a "You're going to Jamaica" bridal shower gift. She did not, however, buy me bottoms. o.O

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Wtf? That's like buying one earring.

Mormons are weird. Her mom bought me a bucket of sex stuff. What would make her think I needed a fishnet catsuit?!

I can think of at least a dozen scenarios in which a fishnet catsuit is the only appropriate option.

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Originally Posted by Imperfectionist

Quin, 'more perverse' is not always synonymous with 'better'. I obviously still have much to teach you...

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You've been teaching me how to be better? But all you've been making me is more perverse. :(

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

I wore the black bikini top my friend gave me as a "You're going to Jamaica" bridal shower gift. She did not, however, buy me bottoms. o.O This is why I am wearing shorts. Also, I suffer from badonk.

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What do you mean "suffer"? BLESSED, more like!

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Mormons are weird. Her mom bought me a bucket of sex stuff.

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From a Mormon? Jesus, they must all really be sexually repressed.