Freudian Slips

I never thought I'd ask a lady if she'd like some Diet Cock, but well... :greenie:

Freudian slip anecdotes go

Hahaha xD Justin is a closet hetero.

I know I've had a few, but I can't recall any at the moment. I'll return if I do!

Diet cock makes it sound like your penis is really small :(

I can't remember the last time i had a freudian slip. Not unintentionally anyway.

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Hahaha xD Justin is a closet hetero.

I know I've had a few, but I can't recall any at the moment. I'll return if I do!

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omg how do I tell this to my family :(

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Originally Posted by Lusty Justy

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Hahaha xD Justin is a closet hetero.

I know I've had a few, but I can't recall any at the moment. I'll return if I do!

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omg how do I tell this to my family :(

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wait pg is confused again.

Today we ran into a friend of Mogi's at the mall and instead of saying "splurged" he said to his friend "today we splooged on some french toast at Denny's"

I combine words when talking and even typing a lot. I think I just get ahead of myself and mash up the first half of one word and the second half of another. :|

That's all I can think of at the moment.

My Freudian slips aren't slips.

I was lying down on a couch once, and my friend who was for some reason lying down on the upper rim of the couch slipped and fell on top of me--my bits and pieces aligned perfectly with his whatchimacallits. I from that point onward called it a literal Freudian slip!

I said "put in" instead of "put on" one time. Sounds harmless out of context, but in context it was dirty as smurf.

I make a fair few a day, but then again I got sex on the brain 24/7 so why not.

I remember when I was in first grade we had a substitute teacher that screamed to us ":bou::bou::bou::bou: IN YOUR SEATS!". We all got a pretty good laugh, being seven and all.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I combine words when talking and even typing a lot. I think I just get ahead of myself and mash up the first half of one word and the second half of another. :|

That's all I can think of at the moment.

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God, I must do this every time I write something down.
Especially if the end of the first word is similar to the start of the second word...
Like the end becoming thend. Damn hands not thinking!

That's exactly what I'm talking about, I think I've even made that mistake a couple of times pretty recently.

When teaching math, I have said "sex" instead of "six" twice. But I moved right along and no one seemed to notice.

I can almost never type "disk" without typing "dick" like three times.