If Mr PG Tips Wants To Add You As A Friend On Facebook. Say No.
This Canasian bastard will do the following;
1. Like every post by anyone ever on your page like the wee :bou::bou::bou::bou: that he is.
2. start poking you relentlessly until the point where you would like to take that hypothetical finger & put the smurfer in plyers, IRA style.
3. Make you regret having eyes that work due to the :bou::bou::bou::bou:e he throws in his Profile Pictures...Im serious it's demented :bou::bou::bou::bou:.
4. Suggest friends to you..I duno these people you walking regret stop smurfing doing it.
5. Post in everything, serious;y EVERYTHING. All day, every day until the end of days. He takes a particular liking in topics he knows nothing about. He laps that :bou::bou::bou::bou: up.
If you read this you Canasian wonder sack and are wondering why I havent unfriended you its this. I'm Irish. We live with our mistakes. I've no choice. Others do though.
DONT smurfING ADD HIM
Le Fin.