So this whole "wearing green" thing.... and Pike in a dress.

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day.

My work uniform consists of black slacks and a blue top.

I don't wear jewelry (other than my watch) or things in my hair.

How am I supposed to avoid getting pinched during my long work shift tomorrow? :(

Green underwear.

Nobody would see that. Unless she wore them outside of her clothes. Which would be awesome.

You could wear a green button or something. Or you could go foa-style and let everyone know that they won't be getting back any part of their body that touches you.

Green....uh....lantern. Carry one.

Idea: wear jewelry once. It's not addictive, I swear.

Or, like, a pin.

Or just don't wear green.

You could also chalk your hair, but I assume you're not going to have time to get green pastels.

The more I think about it the more I'm pretty sure I don't own any green articles of clothing.

Tape a piece of green construction paper on yourself.

A few suggestions...

- Buy some green shoelaces
- Be really ill and your complexion should take on a nice green colour
- Take Kermit the frog with you
- If you've got a really runny nose then just don't blow it
- Pretend someone has something you really want and you'll go green with envy... OK that was pretty bad... I'm gonna stop now.

So what did you decide on?

you could paint your nails green?

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

you could paint your nails green?

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I have never painted my nails and I am certainly not about to start now! :mymelbert: You won't be getting me in a dress anytime soon, either, Mr. Joe Bryan!

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

So what did you decide on?

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I went to work five minutes early and bought some shamrock stickers and put one on my nametag. :jess:

Lol, one sticker? What a cop out. :p

I, for one, would like to see Pike in a dress though.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Lol, one sticker? What a cop out. :p

I, for one, would like to see Pike in a dress though.

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Seconded!

:doublecolbert:

Pike in a dress! Pike in a dress! Pike in a dress!