Cool Birthday Presents

My birthday isn't for another million years, but my parents are pretty awesome and have bought me two expensive ass presents this year. They got me The Legend of Drizzt board game earlier this year and my dad threw this knife at me two days ago
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It's pretty bitchin'. It has a safety on it so it doesn't close in a way or time when you'd want it to remain open. It's slightly longer than what is legal to carry in public here in my state (and probably the whole country), but whatevs cops be my bitches anyways.

What are some cool presents that you've received for your birthday months in advance?

I don't know about early, but I got a late one last year because a certain incredibly short friend of mine is incapable of doing anything on time:

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Was it late or was it months early?

Its my birthday soon, Im going to get myself some bitter self disapointment

and since i like to share I might spread some of that to my family

For the record, I am not that short friend. Raist is referring to Jojee.

I have never received birthday presents in advance. In fact, they (in addition to the celebrations) are almost always, always, always late. This has turn my birthday really crappy the past few years. I guess my recent tattoo could be considered an early present to myself, though.

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my dad threw this knife at me two days ago

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I got a pie tin sized no bake cookie for my twentieth birthday, that was rad! Last year everyone at work was really nice to me and a friend of mine baked me a cake with delicious homemade frosting. Then I got kinda drunk at Primanti's.

I like gestures more than actual gifts. Presents are nice, but memories never leave.

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Originally Posted by Shorty

For the record, I am not that short friend. Raist is referring to Jojee.

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I knew he meant Joy! When Raistlin says friends I picture a very short list, so when he said short friend I picked the shortest person on that list!

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my dad threw this knife at me two days ago

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How else am I supposed to grow up and be tough if I'm not constantly worrying for my well being?

My dad gets me a pocket knife every year. It gets pretty old.

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Originally Posted by Cim

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my dad threw this knife at me two days ago

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How else am I supposed to grow up and be tough if I'm not constantly worrying for my well being?

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Would you like a holiday?

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Originally Posted by Cim

How else am I supposed to grow up and be tough if I'm not constantly worrying for my well being?

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...I know that feel. :-/

This year I received a massive M&M cookie with two ounces worth of vaporized pot in it.

I don't get gifts. :(

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Originally Posted by G13

I don't get gifts. :(

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My birthday is right next to Christmas so I get "combined" gifts.

Actually the best gift I ever got was for my high school graduation. I got a computer. :)

I can honestly say i prefer home/hand made gifts from people because I feel they have more meaning to them.