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Let's Play Assassin's Creed II - Because Why Not (Also Ezio is Hot)
Due to popular demand, I'm branching this one off from the Let's Play Everything thread and giving this one its own!
Here's the intro, copy/pasted from the original thread:
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AWWW YEAH LOOK AT THIS AMAZING ACTION
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JEAH LOOK AT THESE INSANE GRAPHICS
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Okay time to actually get this thing started.
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PRESS A TO TAKE A trout
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PRESS B TO THROW UP ON YOUR DAD'S SHOULDER
:shobon:
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Desmond Miles, asking the important questions.
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Now we have this Bri'ish man who happens to be a bit of a dickhead. I asked Huxley for the most British insult he can think of so I can refer to him as such, and he said "a gormless ponce". (He also helpfully suggested "tosser", "wanker", "git", "pillock", "plonker", "muppet", "bellend", "knobhead", "arsehole", "berk", "divot", "pikey", "prat", "tosspot", "uphill gardener", and "billy no-mates")
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Finally I get to jack in to the AssCreed Matrix and be Ezio, which is pretty awesome. I beat up like twenty guys and then went around and looted them while they were all curled up in the fetal positions crying.
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Feels good to be hot and also have a hot brother. :smug:
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Why are plague doctors so awesome?
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Oh hey, the game is finally officially starting!
I did a couple of quests, one of which involved meeting some chick and promptly pressing A to :smug: and pressing B to :jokey: . Later I looked her up in my database and promptly LOL'd.
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Because I am a turbonerd. :shobon:
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I've played a couple of times since then and so far what's happened is that most of my family was killed :eek: ! And also I have a baller new outfit and I'm bro'ing it up with Leonardo da Vinci. It's pretty good.
