Alright woman, what do you want me to do. Kill posters? Yeah, I can do that. I hate posters.

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I REALLY HATE POSTERS

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KILL ALL THE smurfING POSTERS

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AND THEY'RE ALL WAY UP HIGH TOO, smurf POSTERS

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Uhhh sister I've got some BAD news.

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"My eyes are up here, Ezio."

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Well, it's time to take my mom and sister and get out of here.

But first we need to tell these bards to take a hike.

Good thing I'm ballin'.

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Just look at these godforsaken freeloaders

"OH MY GOD HE DROPPED SOME PENNIES"

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Meanwhile a couple of girls distract a whole row of guards on duty, because men.txt

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The remainder of my hired harem continues to follow me outside the city, happily flirting with the bushes.

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IT'S HAPPENING!

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r u havin' a giggle there m8

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i don't fink so m8, i'll bash ur smurfin' 'ead in, i swear on me mum

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Who are you?

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