A follow up to our previous spider poll
A follow up to our previous spider poll
I'd go, "That's cute," then proceed to swat it away with my pinky finger.
scream, cry, probably drop the steak knife in a spider fury.
"Spider, why do you need a knife if you're going to be liquefying my insides and drinking me?"
So is it a steak knife comparable in size to the spider? Or is it a full size steak knife?
Maybe it is just ready for its dinner. As it is holding a steak knife, I may strike up a conversation with it about how medium rare is the only choice and anyone who chooses well done is a steak murderer.
What kind of spider is it? How can it hold a steak knife when spiders are physically unable to do so?
Peace talks. I'm a pacifist.
I believe in peace as much as the next man, but I'm pretty sure that spiders don't really respond to compromise or reasoned argument. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
The only correct answer is "OH MY GOD IT'S ON MY FACE AND IT'S GOT A KNIFE, HOW IS IT EVEN HOLDING THAT THING IT'S GOT NO HANDS, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
I'll be like: "Let's fight!" and then I'll destroy this little bastard and say "know your place, bitch!" :P
You can talk everything out. Spiders are pretty chill.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. CarnelianI believe in peace as much as the next man, but I'm pretty sure that spiders don't really respond to compromise or reasoned argument. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Fynn
The only correct answer is "OH MY GOD IT'S ON MY FACE AND IT'S GOT A KNIFE, HOW IS IT EVEN HOLDING THAT THING IT'S GOT NO HANDS, KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
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