Your best pick up line?

What's your best pick up line?

I literally just:

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If you don't have plans this weekend would you like to eat coco puffs and watch blue planet?

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No need, one look and everyone in the club knows what's up...

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I don't announce when I retrieve items that have fallen on the floor. :p

Pls.

It's just kind of the sound yaks make

Never used one. I don't treat the opposite sex as some alien species that need to be tricked with words. I tend to talk to them like a normal person and have a laugh. This approach worked very well for me back in my twenties.

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Originally Posted by Bubba

Never used one. I don't treat the opposite sex as some alien species that need to be tricked with words. I tend to talk to them like a normal person and have a laugh. This approach worked very well for me back in my twenties.

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This one!
(SPOILER)Bubba, you're my master!
I prefer a friendly approach because it's the most natural approach and women really appreciate that. :hattip:

Well, obviously, you want to treat human beings as human beings because the best foundation for a good relationship is friendship first.


But there is a certain allure in making velociraptor noises at the sight of your crush

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Originally Posted by Fynn

Well, obviously, you want to treat human beings as human beings because the best foundation for a good relationship is friendship first.


But there is a certain allure in making velociraptor noises at the sight of your crush

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Those "velociraptor's noises" aren't charmful (SPOILER)because they're so disturbing, at least in my opinion. :lol:

Wait, people use pick-up lines? I thought you're just supposed to send pics of your genitalia?

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

Wait, people use pick-up lines? I thought you're just supposed to send pics of your genitalia?

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Only on Grindr, TSoL.

In my younger single days, my pick-up lines were a push-up bra and a low cut shirt.
Sure, I probably wasn't helping the feminist cause, but I was 21 and more interested in where the drink specials were.

But that's how I met my boyfriend!

(Incidentally, there was no dick pics involve and I impressed him with intelligent conversation.)

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Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan

But that's how I met my boyfriend!

(Incidentally, there was no dick pics involve and I impressed him with intelligent conversation.)

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What did you guys talk about? I can only imagine based on the conversations in Academia that you impressed him with intelligent debates over theology.

My buddy Jamie and I would each give each other one we had to use when we went out. My favourite one he game me was


Girl is that a keg in your pants...
cause id love to tap that.

They never worked and it was for more of a game than anything but it was fun.