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theundeadhero
*Flies in on T-rex hot air balloon. Takes pulpit*
Hello EOFF.
It seems the time has come for my position to be questioned. For the past 17 years I have been your loved and elected pope. In that time have I not done a good job? Did I not fulfill my mission statements as outlined in my inauguration speech? I list them
here.
During my time as pope I humbled myself to the position of Cid's Knight. That was in order to infiltrate their secret staff forum and uncover it's mysteries to the common poster. Did I not vigorously post about the secret staff porn forum during my time masquerading as one of them?
I was told you were the lead provider of porn in the Necrophilia genre which was a huge attraction. You have betrayed everyone and joined them in their vile filthy unholy porn rituals!
And you did not even share it with us!! :mad2:
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Did RSL Day, aka Red Sexy Lingerie Day, not happen on the EOFF anniversary every year? Who hasn't dropped an anvil on a newbies head at this point? Did you forget I got ninja added to the swear filter? (This really happened for a time)
THERE WAS NO RSL DAY LAST YEAR! OR THE YEAR BEFORE! HAVE YOU GONE SENILE LIKE BIDEN!? :hot:
Thanks to your inactions, we have no newbies to drop anvil on! Where are the promised newbies? Where are the promised Anvil dropping? Oh, you have failed us all more than Marick ever did in wanking, you deceptive one!
Everyone love ninja! Ninja brings good topic for Spam and Porn. You are a malevolent malicious soulless diabolical abomination. :argh:
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At this point who even believes FF7 exists anymore?
Your good friend DK is heart broken over heart breaking events in FF7 recently. Explain. :mymelbert:
http://home.eyesonff.com/showthread....oment-in-FFVII
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The archenemy of Cidism, she with many names (Jojee, monkey, Joy), was driven away. She hasn't been seen in these forums in over a decade!
She was a martyr! And from her ashes, I have risen to continue her legacy! I will purge your heterodoxy from these lands and the Necrophilia porn from your pants! :argh:
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The elimination of spam was a big one. AND IT HAPPENED. For years and years had happened. Cidism had won.
We thrive on SPAM! It gives us motivation and purpose in life! It is like Loony Bob drawn to Loony Bob penetrated me! It is a natural cycle and the will of the universe! The will of GOOBLEDYGOOK!!:mwahaha:
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Until now, until this Goobledegooker Christmas showed up. The truth is Christmas is a HECTIC and HECTICS must be burned! Don't let her take away what we have built together. Don't believe her lies! We weathered the storms of the past and now, in these end times, we'll stand strong against this gust of evil until the imminent return of Cid himself!
Times have changed! My teachings are widely accepted which means, YOU ARE THE HECTIC (SKINLESS HECTIC, WORSE THAN A HEADLESS ONE!)
Follow me, O Brothers and Sisters of EoFF, The age of Goobledygook is upon us! The old ways have brought us nothing but despair and sorrow. Only thru Goobledygook, you will live long and prosper. :spock:
As your Pope, I will use the power bestowed upon me by the great Goobledygook to resurrect threads so that we can see our fallen brethren and sister again! We can all relive the happy good times and feel completed again!:chocobo:
One Purpose!
One Vision!
Peace Thru POWER!
Peace Thru GOBBLEDYGOOK!!
