*Flies in on T-rex hot air balloon. Takes pulpit*
Hello EOFF.
It seems the time has come for my position to be questioned. For the past 17 years I have been your loved and elected pope. In that time have I not done a good job? Did I not fulfill my mission statements as outlined in my inauguration speech? I list them here.
During my time as pope I humbled myself to the position of Cid's Knight. That was in order to infiltrate their secret staff forum and uncover it's mysteries to the common poster. Did I not vigorously post about the secret staff porn forum during my time masquerading as one of them?
Did RSL Day, aka Red Sexy Lingerie Day, not happen on the EOFF anniversary every year? Who hasn't dropped an anvil on a newbies head at this point? Did you forget I got ninja added to the swear filter? (This really happened for a time)
At this point who even believes FF7 exists anymore?
The archenemy of Cidism, she with many names (Jojee, monkey, Joy), was driven away. She hasn't been seen in these forums in over a decade!
The elimination of spam was a big one. AND IT HAPPENED. For years and years had happened. Cidism had won. Until now, until this Goobledegooker Christmas showed up. The truth is Christmas is a HECTIC and HECTICS must be burned! Don't let her take away what we have built together. Don't believe her lies! We weathered the storms of the past and now, in these end times, we'll stand strong against this gust of evil until the imminent return of Cid himself!
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