If

aliens came into your room and woke you up and said "TAKE US TO YOUR LEADER" who would you take them to and would you make the coffee? Poison coffee??/

I'd take them to you so they could give you an anal probe. Hurray. :smash:

And no, coffee with pot mixed in. High aliens. Wow.

I would take them to my dad, and then I'd make them Cappuccino (...or how you spell it), 'cause I bet aliens like that! ... And maybe pancakes, but that's only if they're nice aliens of course.

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Originally Posted by Breine

I would take them to my dad.

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I was going to say that :D
I'd make them Kool-Aid. It's easier than making coffee.

I'd take them to like, the leader of some random thing, like leader of a bowling club. If there are any.

No coffee for them.

I wouldn't make them any coffee, no.

I'd show them to the door immediately, as any sane person would do.

I'd tell them I'm the leader, and I wouldn't make them ny coffee.

I'd take them ... dancing!

And yes, lots of coffee.

Bush, of course. And I'd bring my camera. I could sell the video as a comedy film to both races, or whichever one survives an interplanetary war. Because God knows Bush's reactions and attempts to deal with aliens would be laughable.

i wouldn't take them anywhere i'd get my shotgun and go all arnnie on them.

Eww your sick dude.

I'd take them to Walmart and go to customer service desk and demand the manager come immediately. After I had them help me raid the electronics section with their instant teleportation devices, of course.

I'd take 'em to richard Simmons just to see the reaction they get... muhahahaha

Coffee? who give aliens coffee? I would give some chocolate freakin milk :choc: :choc: Then I would show them to my FF games, maybe let them race my :choc:s in FF7... That would be fun... I just hope that they have fingers.... Then I would inform them that because Pres. Shin-ra died, we no longer have a leader... I bet I could trick them... I'm so clever, because I know that if an alien could speak English flawlessly, they would not have studied the country well enough to know who the leader is... (well, I guess they could say "take me to your leader" in England or Australia, or Canada, but why would they want to go to Canada???)

I'd say take me to your females.
Or take me to your HOOTERS.
Whichever comes first.

I would take them to Cheney. :)