Odd Phrases

Have you ever heard a phrase that just makes you go WTF?
Last one I heard like that was
"Have you ever been so mad that you could just punch a baby?"
I have no idea why, but after hearing that I couldn't stop laughing at the oddity of that statement.

" You're so GAY ! "

"That dog is cute enough to eat!"

I always find that one annoying.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Rocco7070

The consequences of his actions display uncontroloable substanance into the utter abis of the president of Morroco. But they cannot see the chikens on the coast of the actual universe. Because they are blind to the man on the moon. He is crazy. He cant read.

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Of course the quote from real life, but I know him. He's only made one significant post at this site, sadly enough...

"Aw, shoot a monkey!"

I used the phrase "fly by the seat of your pants" to my girlfriends uber-sheltered college roomate, and she stared at me like i was insane and/or babbling.

Psh, I'm sheltered and I knew that one for like ever