The Old Quotes out of Context Thread

Pretty sure that's not out of context, Paul. It is, however, incredibly disturbing.

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Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪

I'm a Chocobo poo sniffer

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Originally Posted by G13

They've got men dressed as women

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Originally Posted by G13

This pleases me. :shiny:

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Cim> and by the time he set his balls on the table i was too disgusted to look away

Cim> He was all over my ass yesterday

:greenie:

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Originally Posted by demondude

I'm being penetrated from like, ten different angles by men with sandpaper penises

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Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

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Originally Posted by demondude

I'm being penetrated from like, ten different angles by men with sandpaper penises

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http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...thisthread.png

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Originally Posted by demondude

Some chardonnay, a velour bedspread and a toothless granny - the finer things in life. *rubs body*

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My friend Kati: Your mom came out of your vagina!

chionos: ugh, my labia are like floppy doggy ears

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Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777

I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

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I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

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Originally Posted by TrollHunter

I went under him and started rising as he was coming down.

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Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

I'm a freak

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Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

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Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777

I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

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I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

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That actually doesn't sound too bad out of context. It might be better if you drop the second half and just leave it at "I have a thing for animals that can't talk back."
My friend Lexy:

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We were doing it on top of the laundry but the cat jumped in and messed it all up.

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I am a freak xD

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Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777

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Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

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Originally Posted by Cloud Strife777

I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

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I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

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That actually doesn't sound too bad out of context. It might be better if you drop the second half and just leave it at "I have a thing for animals that can't talk back."
My friend Lexy:

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We were doing it on top of the laundry but the cat jumped in and messed it all up.

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Your probably right, I was in 2 minds whether or not to add the latter half but in the end I was just meh.

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Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

I was in 2 minds

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Originally Posted by KaiserDragon

in the end I was just meh.

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Figures. xD

From an msn convo tonight:

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Steve Causer-Smith said (20:17)
smurf me why does the oven take so long?
¿Paul? says
too many jew babies in it, hitler.

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This morning:

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special delivery

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I'm sure the context will be simple to infer.