The Old Quotes out of Context Thread

[Tigmafuzz]

I've always had a thing for animals that can't talk back. It might be weird, but I love having something otherwise helpless depending on me for warmth.

I can't tell you how long it took me to find a suitable quote for you ^^

That actually doesn't sound too bad out of context. It might be better if you drop the second half and just leave it at "I have a thing for animals that can't talk back."
My friend Lexy:

We were doing it on top of the laundry but the cat jumped in and messed it all up.