You don't need the insimnator really, boolprop and the postbox (or is it the bin?) works really quickly and is just fine.
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You don't need the insimnator really, boolprop and the postbox (or is it the bin?) works really quickly and is just fine.
I think I nearly died of laughter. Especially with that one of "DK" sleeping xD
Well I'm glad I didn't get back before I had to vote Bunny and make myself look bad! Sorry Bunny :(
Well if I'm being honest, better you than me, but I'm still :(
I like the nerdy outfit Shlup linked to, btw! Forget the dumb pockets!
hahahahahahQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
vote for bunny btw
FINALLY, SEX. And all I had to do was mess with the Sims' very programming in order to get it!
Update coming after I have my tea. In the meantime, speculate as to who it was and where.
DK and Shluppers
Paul and ShlupQuack, in the photo booth! :heart:
Clue joke here!
Shlup and Paul in hot tub!
Day 5: Let's talk about you and me.
I've given the inmates of HM Prison EoFF a few new toys to play with. Firstly, as per scrumpleberry's suggestion, I've removed all the single beds and replaced them with a couple of doubles.
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Here's Shiny the bear! Apparently she hates music. Also look, the Insiminator in the background. No more insane Sims. Happy, assholes? :(
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/sex2.jpg
Fish tank (with no fish in it even though it has been restocked) and some cushions that Shlup wanted downloading.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/sex3.jpg
Here is a Ferris Wheel, courtesy of scrumpleberry! But what is that sinister structure in the background?
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Why don't you ask this man?
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He gets dressed up for the occasion.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/sex6.jpg
And makes the long, lonely walk.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/sex7.jpg
Let's check out his new digs. We've got some cutesy wallpaper, a whole bunch of Final Fantasy posters that qwerty linked to, and the house garbage. Enjoy, smurfer!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/sex8.jpg
Keith also gets dressed up in a tux. I don't remember telling him to do that, but it's possible I accidentally told him to do it when I told Bunny to do it. Either way I was just as confused as the housemates. Shlup's like "Are you going to the Oscars or something?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/sex9.jpg
This is another one of those images that I love and I don't know why.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex10.jpg
Keith pisses on the floor, again, but for some reason his puddle ends up several feet behind him. "Oh my" says Shlup.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex11.jpg
He then breaks down and cries into his cereal.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex12.jpg
At least the new flirting mod seems to be working. I love how she's just totally stiffened up.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex13.jpg
It's all action here. Jessweee is now flirting with Psychotic too, and has a thing for him. Huxley is sleeping in his best friend Bunny's favourite spot. I guess he misses him. And Keith vows never to use a toilet again.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex14.jpg
"Hey dude come on let's give him a double bagging".
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Bunny falls asleep while admiring his Tidus and Yuna poster.
Suddenly, right after taking this screenshot, I hear harps playing. SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, MUST BE HAVING SEX.
I quickly zoom around the house.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex16.jpg
Someone is befouling the hot tub! Who is it?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex17.jpg
oh yeah a digital representation of myself had digital sex with a digital representation of some woman I am acquainted with through a Japanese video game website. I'm gonna be bragging about this one for months. :cool:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex18.jpg
They then instantly get out and stand there for a few moments.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex19.jpg
"Damnit, why couldn't we have done it in a bed? Now I'm gonna get a UTI".
Well hey, if Psy and Shlup had sex, maybe Dan and Rye will have sex too!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex20.jpg
...never mind.
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Immediately after the deed is done, Keith immediately heads for the hot tub to bathe in our juices.
Incidentally, here are my relationship statuses:
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http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex23.jpg
Love triangle, anyone? In case you couldn't tell, my Sim is the only one in the house with the Romance aspiration.
Anyway, the two girls get into separate double beds, and then I check myself and it seems my goal is to get into bed. But who with?!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex24.jpg
Jessweeee! ...but look who I am dreaming about. Apparently he's the one I really want.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex25.jpg
The second I get into bed and dream about Dan, Jessweee sits bolt upright, looking disgusted. Has she come to her senses?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex26.jpg
Oh, apparently not. Also, in case you didn't know, that symbol Shlup is dreaming of is sex. So yeah she's having a naughty dream.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex27.jpg
Wait what the hell is going on here.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex29.jpg
She wants to marry him?
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Oh maybe not.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex28.jpg
Huxley's awake! And he hates Rye.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex31.jpg
Huxley and Keith share some touching moments here. First Keith tried to give him a backrub and this is Huxley saying no. Also pictured: black guy with bear.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex32.jpg
Then they hug. Huxley is okay with this.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex33.jpg
Huxley is not okay with playing red hands.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex34.jpg
But tickling is apparently fine. They're so precious. :love:
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"Damn, girl, did your nose grow again?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex36.jpg
:|
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Keith, apparently not satisfied with having fun with Jess and Huxley, clambers into bed with me.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex38.jpg
Talk about a one-track mind.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex39.jpg
Shlup and Jessweee become best friends. Seriously, I think the game is deliberately setting up a huge dramabomb.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex40.jpg
Huxley feels sorry for Bunny and decides to pay him a visit.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex41.jpg
Bunny is very happy to see him.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex42.jpg
What the hell is going on today? Everybody's wanted my bones today...other than the man I truly want, that is.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex43.jpg
Uh-oh! An affair is brewing!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex44.jpg
I can't say I blame them, seeing as how Rye is totally checking out my ass.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex45.jpg
Huxley quickly defuses the situation by shooing them out of the kitchen and getting naked.
Suddenly, I hear a blood-curdling scream.
I get excited. Bunny must be dead! But no. This is what had happened.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex46.jpg
I hate memes as much as I hate the French, but really, the only caption that does this picture justice is "Do not want".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex47.jpg
The worst part? Huxley enjoys being watched.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex48.jpg
I then carry on and make lunch next to the naked guy anyway. :monster:
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The love triangle takes an interesting turn.
VOTE NOW: Who is the creepiest bastard in the house?
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Keith stood there staring at Rye while in his underwear for one and a half hours, game time.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex51.jpg
While Huxley, well, see for yourself.
Luckily, both situations were defused.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex52.jpg
"Yeah, I will be having safe sex with her. Why do you ask?"
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"Dude, come on."
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Midnight: But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake. And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the Sims who are still alive.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex31.jpg
There's something magical in this picture.
Hahaha yeah, I liked that one, and also this one is pretty awesome too.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/sex41.jpg
Your sim is still definitely my favourite. He's such a little fruitcake.
Keith is definately the creepiest!
MY SIM IS BEING SO BORING, MAKE HER PERSONALITY MORE PLAYFUL SO THAT SHE DOES SOMETHING WITH MR. CHOCOLATE LUV.
Best caption so farQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I cracked up for a good minute or two when I saw this. Dan + Teddy Bear is hilarious too. xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic