The Sims 3: Eyeson (Episode 5 ~ in post 450)

Enjoying this veryyyyyy much XDDDD

Signing up > (SPOILER)Looks

1) Male

2) Young Adult

3) Pale, almost sickly pale, but not quite

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4) You feel my ribcage through my clothing if that helps (I'm skinny xD)

5) None properly built, but there being no fat on me you can see my abs/etc.

6) Jet Black Hair (see photo)

7) Maori Hyde (Hyde from L'Arc~en~Ciel) I have a pretty genuine Maori nose that gives away my origin.

8) Right now I'm wearing Blind Trauma Sclera (Eyes are completely red, the pupil is blue) ... Brown are my natural eyes though ;p

9) I sometimes wear Color Contacts (Covers pupil) and Sclera (Covers eye ;p)... I have a small mole on the right side of my chin (see photo, which is telling me it's on the left side... meaning that I left my webcam in mirror mode ;\)

10) I don't, only if I'm cosplaying (and that's dependant on the cosplay).

11) everyday (formal casual clothing, long sleeve suit tops etc)
formal (black suit/suit vest with long sleeve red suit top underneath and black suit pants)
pajamas (boxerbriefs ^_^)
athletic (formal casual clothing, yup, this is very true, probably a sad fact D; )
swimsuit (Gray boardies)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y17...01109_1702.jpg <<< Clothing style similar to Richmond from IT crowd I'm told xDDDD!

Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits:
-Easily Impressed
-Friendly
-Hates the Outdoors
-Insane
-Never Nude

13) Select a favorite food: French toast

14) Select a favorite music: electronica (my custom music means...? Industrial :D?)

15) Select a favorite color: grey

Other
16) Ummm... if it's possible~
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^ this (Zurial <3 I've cosplayed him before) for special occassions and funerals :D!

*rampant foot tapping*

I was going to play my own sims 3 but the patch wont load and then with all the mods i've added it's super slow. I need a better graphics card.

I was wondering if it was the mod thing or just my graphics being crap. Does yours slow down with more mods?

I'm looking forward to the 3rd episode. :jess:

(SPOILER)1) Female

2) Adult

3) I'm naturally pale, but I tan easily.

4) I'm fairly slim, but I have boobies. xD

5) Erm, not a lot, I have a little muscle on my shoulders and legs from where I used to dance.

6) Brunette. Long'ish. I like it curly the most, but also wear it straight.

7) http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/phot...ic15372_16.gif
my profile picture is pretty old now, but still pretty accurate. except I have darker hair now..

8) My eyes are brown

9) No glasses, only wear them for driving. Tattoo on my back, of a moon and a star, but I doubt that's important as my Sim will probably be wearing clothes. xD

10) Now, it's usually a fine line of liquid eyeliner on top eyelid, soft pencil liner on the bottom and mascara. lipgloss.

11) everyday:
black ankle length leggings, just below the knee high black leather boots and a long-length white pretty top that covers my bum! If no leggings, skinny dark jeans.

formal:
pretty - coloured red?

pajamas:
underwear

athletic wear:
just your normal sports gear.

swimsuit
bikini, usually just plain black, with black hotpants rather than briefs.

Personality
12)

-Clumsy
-Excitable
-Flirty
-Friendly
-Party Animal


13) mac and cheese,

14) custom

15) red

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Freya

I was going to play my own sims 3 but the patch wont load and then with all the mods i've added it's super slow. I need a better graphics card.

I was wondering if it was the mod thing or just my graphics being crap. Does yours slow down with more mods?

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Yeah, mine slows down with mods. I have like 800MB of custom content right now and it's pretty slow. Takes like 15-20 minutes for the game to save.

Ye gods, and you play like that?! You have my utmost respect for cranking out updates for us while still trying to extract fun from the entire thing!

I know, no personal cameo yet, but I can wait; I am sure until I die that a chance exists I may appear! Besides, the antics of others are plenty entertaining!

Yeah I have 350 MB as .packs who knows how many i've installed normally. I want it to run better but I hate their hair styles. And I like being able to actually give them big boobs :(

Sittin' here eatin' my nachos and waffles and applesauce with cottage cheese dinner, I figure I had better update now or I won't be able to until at least Monday, and I don't wanna get beated up.

Eyeson: Episode 3

The character I will be controlling for this episode is...

Neconopticous
(Which I totally just spelled right for the first time ever.)
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He lives in a pretty pimp house. They have to go outside and up
stairs to use the one bathroom, but it's still totally tits.

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So I'm here and I'm like well here's Rye.

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Vivi's home too.

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Marshall Banana's upstairs practicing her world domination speech.
(I am not making that up.)

Where's Necro??

So I double-click him and...

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He's across town having words with Laddy's mom. Why is she so popular??

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And then he came home and went to bed 'cause it was like the middle of the night.

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While everyone else went to sleep, Rye stayed to read a book.

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And then, just when she was getting pretty exhausted... she started another book.

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These pop-ups amuse me.

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Anyway, shortly after sunrise she caved. Pansy.

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The next morning, Marshall woke up with a plan.

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But first she had to go ask Necro how he slept. Awww.
But, as usual, all he can think about is balls.

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Anyway, Necro has an important job counting ballots,
so I spent a few hours wandering around town.

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Christmas and Celes were spotted taking a romantic stroll in the park.

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Yes, Christmas does think llamas are romantic. She told me.

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Short of the swing set, Christmas was accosted by the butt rapist,
who just had to tell her all about his golden jellyfish.
Whatever that means.

No, seriously, Sims talk about that smurfing golden jellyfish all the time
and I want to know what it means.

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So, like, Shattered Dreamer, satisfied that he got something for
serious off his chest...

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...went to have a picnic by himself.

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Oh ho ho, look who showed up with his eyes on a certain somebody.

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[insert joke about how like rod=penis and stuff]

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Shattered Dreamer, full of sammich, came over like "hey, budday, share."
P.S. Proto's face.

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xD

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Celes was not interested tho. Peace out, home skillets.

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Shattered Dreamer went back to Christmas. I see sparks.

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Proto managed to hang on to Celes. I'm sorry but this is CUTE, dammit!

So, whatever, that's all they did from then on.

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I checked on Rye since she hadn't left the house yet, but she was sleeping off her hard life.

I present to you... A Day in the Life of Rye Chu.
Which is also my first ever hand-edited video. Lawl
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I found Jiro at the pool. He looks a little... tense.

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Oh.

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:|

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I would rather not see the next part of that little encounter,
so I'm glad Necro got off work.

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Marshall needed some body skill to get a promotion, so I had
Necro take her and Vivi to the gym.
Rye is still sleeping off her bookery.

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Or, she was, but then she realized she was missing work and showed up for the last fifteen minutes.
And still managed not to get fired, even though Fonz has been
fired like four times.

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Back to the gym.

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They gotta work it. No pain no gain and all that bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:.

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I <3 it when The Little Banana mutters evilly.

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They were all stinky so they went to take baths. Or peep, depending on perv-level. P.S. Necro's perv level is 10.

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He's also a total ass.

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Marshall isn't any better though. They deserve each other.

So what's Rye doing?

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Oh, look, she's reading a book.

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And then freaking out.

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And then reading another smurfing book

Surprise!

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After Necro took a bath...

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...and Marshall made Macaroni and Evil Cheese (which she burned)...

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...Rye read another book.

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Which I only bring up again because now is a good time to show
off Rye's amazing cans. I downloaded a hack that lets me adjust
boobie sizes and gave Rye massive cans.

It's important.

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Good morning, sleepy head.

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You can't fake that kind of chemistry.

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"u and ur vagina gtfo!!!!!!!!!"

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And she does.

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Well no one else likes it much either, missy!

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WTF? You may not eat the bed. You already clogged the toilet once.

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Talking to Necro alone downstairs almost made Vivi pee himself.

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This guy... is not okay.

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What? His back was sore. From the gym.

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Sorry, Lamonda Banana. You have competition.

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I was so distracted I let you pee yourself alone in the dark. Sorry, Germy.

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Am I the only one sad that he opted only for a quick wipe-down in the sink?

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Rye's queue says "Be shooed to next room" and I'm like wtf she's in the kitchen.

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Apparently Vivi and Necro have similar habits.

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Kind of. I guess Necro cannot detach his arms. o.O

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On this day I'm starting to be like FUUUUUUUUU-- so I send Necro next door to visit me.

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He walked right up to the door and opened it, but I ran away. o.o

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So he went around back.

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I hided in the bushes. Go away, cootie monster!

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I am supar determined to remain hided.

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Caught me! Whoa, lookit what Necro found attached to my front.

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So I'm like, as Necro, "hey me, lets be BFF."

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But it was too late!

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Not handling this well! Take me to the hospital, dammit!

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AHHHH!!!!

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I think... I think that that is not so safe.

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Get yer ass in there, me!

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I invited him in the delivery room and he got a little too excited.

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More than a little. STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!

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Okay, they'll be in there for a couple of hours; let us see what's going on around the town square while my Sim blows a vagina bubble.

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Smittenkitten and Loony BoB are on a date at the art gallery.

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Loony BoB is not a good date. Smack him, Smittenkitten!

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Mogi is just sitting outside. Alone. In the quiet.

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Genius Lynx finally left the house. To hang out at the pool, fully clothed, and eyeball Rubah and/or Dr. Pauper.

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Sir Lancealot and I Don't Need a Name are having words.

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Shattered Dreamer and Quin are waiting for the womens to come to them.
It is not working.

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TheAbominatrix is at the library reading Zombies? Zombies!
Which totally sounds like a book she'd actually read.

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No one is at the gym. You fat lazy smurfs.

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Jessweeee and Shinyyyyy are at the diner. Jessweeee even dressed up!

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And I have birthed The Chosen One.
Right? Maybe?

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There it is! A girl!

And who else showed up (last minute, tsk)?

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Hey there, daddy.

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I have no control over that name, mm'kay. Though I could change it...

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OMG this scared me for a sec. I was like "omg twins nooooo" but it said we only had one so whatev.
Also the fact that Rita totally did a backflip out of my arms and into netherspace.
I wish I had been able to record it; scary baby.

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"so omg we had a baby lets play tag"

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"sup laddy u play 2"

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"mmm'kay, wheeeee!"

And I do not know where my baby is. Sad for me!!!

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Character portraits have been updated. Shoeberto is currently the only Sim not to appear yet, other than the two I haven't added to the town yet.

View the entire Episode 3 gallery, which includes 19 pics not posted in this episode, here.

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This one is epic, will be awesome if DK is the one getting bang! :kaolaugh:

Oh ya, DK didn't make an appearance. :(

Woo, I make an appearance...as a midget =D
I love the way that smitten's hair goes over imaginary boobs. It's hovering in thin air xD

Yeah, DK didn't show up. He's kind of a buttface like that. Mebbe he will show up next time. In fact, I'mma draw a name out of The Hat to see who goes next.

And, yeah Smitten has magic hair. If she gets fat it will hide inside of her!

Necro's faces made me lol. And this pic:

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

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You can't fake that kind of chemistry.

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I also enjoy their totally organised gymming.

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xD Aw, I was hoping for a better shirt. I'll live with it though.

Hahahah, Proto's face. xD I love it.

That seems pretty much accurate to my life. Good job!

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best thing to come out of this entire thread