Steal his wooden leg. Do it. This is important.
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Steal his wooden leg. Do it. This is important.
Man he looks scary!
I noticed that we lost our rifle at some point (so we can't go hunting anymore) and the gimpy pirate was selling one but he wanted like half our money for it so he can piss right off as far as I'm concerned! :colbert: Let's continue!
Wait WHAT?! How will we defend ourselves if the injuns happen upon us?!
Buy both of his teapots.
Nice going, Pike. Your family is going to die from starvation since you can't go hunting because you lack a rifle.
Especially because now we're down to a mere 200 pounds of bacon left! D:
Also, ooooh:
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Search for something! :D
Ignore it, there's probably ghosts or owls inside.
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YES A KITCHEN CUPBOARD
edit: Oops forgot to crop. :shobon:
I wish there was an option to search it for something useless.
Ahahaha kitchen cupboard wut
Oh man, it's August? We've been traveling for so long ;-;
Look guys, we found another one. And searching it provided something to put INSIDE our brand new kitchen cupboard!
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MOM
DAAAAD
I NEED TO PEE
No you need to stop playing in the germ-filled MUD
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