how do you get a fat woman in bed? (jokes)

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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Originally Posted by corncracker

Even a half hour after reading this, this is still funny as hell.

You my sir win at not only this thread, but at life.

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Eh, it was better when Towns did it with the elephants and snake. :monster:

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

This thread is becoming less and less funny with every post.

Go ahead, make your jokes, Miss Jokey... Joke-maker!

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

This thread is becoming less and less funny with every post.

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Dont insult my jokes. They're amazing!

(SPOILER)Admit you were laughing when I said 'To get to the udder side'. Who wouldnt?

A Panda walks into a bar. He eats a sandwich, shoots the bartender with a gun and exits.

'Why d'you do that?', the nearly dead bartender asks.
'Cos its what Im meant to do,' the Panda replies.
'Look in the dictionary. It says the Panda eats shoots and leaves.'

Genius... Pure genius.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

My favorite joke requires audio. :(

Lets try it anyway:

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaaa!

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I get it!

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Originally Posted by Vivisteiner

'Why d'you do that?', the nearly dead bartender asks.
'Cos its what Im meant to do,' the Panda replies.
'Look in the dictionary. It says the Panda eats shoots and leaves.'

Genius... Pure genius.

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Total rip off of the koala bear version

What's grey, has four legs, 'n a trunk?

A mouse on vacation!

....Okay, so it's not funny, but it's the only one I know! :(

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

(SPOILER)Pregnant.

This thread.

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Originally Posted by ME

The living joke himself.

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How do you get a fat woman in bed?
put christmas in the bed...

This guys walks into a bar and half of his head is orenge. The bartender is all like, "Dude what happened to your face?" and the dude replies, "Well I was walking along the beach when this bottle washes up on shore and a genie pops out and says the whole deal about three wishes and what-not. So I wish for a never-ending supply of money first of all. Then I wished for beautiful lady. And finally I wished half my face was orenge."

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Originally Posted by Omni Legacy

This guys walks into a bar and half of his head is orenge. The bartender is all like, "Dude what happened to your face?" and the dude replies, "Well I was walking along the beach when this bottle washes up on shore and a genie pops out and says the whole deal about three wishes and what-not. So I wish for a never-ending supply of money first of all. Then I wished for beautiful lady. And finally I wished half my face was orenge."

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What?