Ive never been completely wasted, Im just a lightweight who gets extremely light headed and tipsy.
I just fall over, alot. I give people hugs and just collapse.
I went to give this lad a high five, but he missed or something, and I must have leaned in and just couldn't stop myself from falling. I just remember like 2 people trying to pick me up, and I kept falling down again xD My knees are covered in bloody bruises!