Tell me your drunken tales.

[Zeldy]

Ive never been completely wasted, Im just a lightweight who gets extremely light headed and tipsy.

I just fall over, alot. I give people hugs and just collapse.
I went to give this lad a high five, but he missed or something, and I must have leaned in and just couldn't stop myself from falling. I just remember like 2 people trying to pick me up, and I kept falling down again xD My knees are covered in bloody bruises!

[Moon Rabbits]

And Moon Bunny wins the sad prize.

No, I think ButThePoncho does.

[NorthernChaosGod]

When you come to California I'll buy you a drink.

I live in Cali, what do I get?

[Chemical]

Amazing how none of these stories is actually funny at all. Especially the ones where you destroy other people's property. (People who smash car windows deserve to be in prison.)

Where's your sense of anarchy?

DAMN THE MAN!!
LONG LIVE CHAOS & DESTRUCTION!!

When you come to California I'll buy you a drink.

I live in Cali, what do I get?

Come July you get the grace of my pressence.

[Shlup]

Amazing how none of these stories is actually funny at all. Especially the ones where you destroy other people's property. (People who smash car windows deserve to be in prison.)

They tied Chemicals leg to a tree! That's funny, dammit!

When you come to California I'll buy you a drink.

I live in Cali, what do I get?

You're just lucky I haven't burned your house down yet.

[Agrias]

I am greek so i like to drink Uzo! Well me Nakor the blue Rider along with some other friends decided to drink Uzo one night and me and Nakor ended up having a toe war.(Trying to see whos toes were bigger. I obviously lost) After that we all crowded around our friend Brad who had brought his yu-gi-oh cards. He is very skilled at that stupid game, but i managed to do alright against him. I lost anyways though. ha!

[Chemical]

I'm not drunk, but I have to take this moment to tell Shlup that I love her more than words can describe.

[NorthernChaosGod]

When you come to California I'll buy you a drink.

I live in Cali, what do I get?

Come July you get the grace of my pressence.

When you come to California I'll buy you a drink.

I live in Cali, what do I get?

You're just lucky I haven't burned your house down yet.

[Shlup]

I'm not drunk, but I have to take this moment to tell Shlup that I love her more than words can describe.

I know, darling, I know. You say it with your eyes everday.

[oddler]

Yeah, I'm with Bunny. Nothing remotely close to inebriated here.

[Bart's Friend Milhouse]

I don't drink, and I've only ever been drunk once

[Dr Unne]

They tied Chemicals leg to a tree! That's funny, dammit!

Maybe that one. No others though. It would be funny if some people were thrown into prison.

[Moon Rabbits]

They tied Chemicals leg to a tree! That's funny, dammit!

Maybe that one. No others though. It would be funny if some people were thrown into prison.

I've done nothing illegal that affects anyone but me So, I don't deserve prison >:o

[Quindiana Jones]

They tied Chemicals leg to a tree! That's funny, dammit!

Maybe that one. No others though. It would be funny if some people were thrown into prison.

Once, I got so drunk that I got thrown into prison. Stop moaning, bizatch.

Seriousness aside, I did get wasted off vodka (bad Quinny, bad), and from what I hear it wasn't pretty. All I remember is a big cut on my arm that I don't remember getting, and being completely naked in my own bed. It was quite funny, because considering I drank a bottle of vodka, my hangover was pretty lame and I didn't even get told off. I was a bit peeved at the fact that some bastard had stolen my jeans though.

[Drift]

got drunk during a anime convention of sorts (tokonatsu) 5 of us drunk with one passed out, 3 out of 5 of us tea bagged him...