Any one know any good puns?

Q: How do cows search the internet?

A: (SPOILER)Moogle.

love means nothing to a tennis player.

or is that double entendre?

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Originally Posted by bipper

love means nothing to a tennis player.

or is that double entendre?

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double entendre is, that guy really knows how to treat a pussy... as he pets a cat

THE JACKEL

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Originally Posted by ljkkjlcm9

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Originally Posted by bipper

love means nothing to a tennis player.

or is that double entendre?

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double entendre is, that guy really knows how to treat a pussy... as he pets a cat

THE JACKAL

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YEah, I know what a double entendre is, it just so happens that they are so close to puns, I dunno what I could get away with. :D (mine was a litteral double entendre as well)

Well officer dan, you are gonna have to go tell the nimpho in apartment 9 to come quietly.

three parts on or around a woodstove?

lifter leg and poker?

I know one that borders on bad taste. Leeza knows the one I speak of... ;)

What do you call it when mourners are at a dessert's funeral?








Sundae mourning!

I drew that in a comic strip once :P

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Originally Posted by Savern Volaco

The classic:
If i said you have a nice body.
Would you hold it against me?

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Im pretty sure thats a pickup line.

I dont need a pun, just look at my face and you'll laugh till you die! ;o

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Originally Posted by Agrias

I dont need a pun, just look at my face and you'll laugh till you die! ;o

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do i laugh or cry?

Will termites eat trees?
They would.

I still miss my ex, but my aim's improving.

Why did the musician have 2 hydroxides
Wanted to play the double bass

Whats the difference between an inuendo and a double entendre anyway?

Good puns don't exist!!!