Any one know any good puns?

[Cloudane]

Q: How do cows search the internet?

A: (SPOILER)Moogle.

[bipper]

love means nothing to a tennis player.

or is that double entendre?

[ljkkjlcm9]

love means nothing to a tennis player.

or is that double entendre?

double entendre is, that guy really knows how to treat a pussy... as he pets a cat

THE JACKEL

[bipper]

love means nothing to a tennis player.

or is that double entendre?

double entendre is, that guy really knows how to treat a pussy... as he pets a cat

THE JACKAL

YEah, I know what a double entendre is, it just so happens that they are so close to puns, I dunno what I could get away with. (mine was a litteral double entendre as well)

Well officer dan, you are gonna have to go tell the nimpho in apartment 9 to come quietly.

[Araciel]

three parts on or around a woodstove?

lifter leg and poker?

[Giga Guess]

I know one that borders on bad taste. Leeza knows the one I speak of...

[Chrisrj]

What do you call it when mourners are at a dessert's funeral?








Sundae mourning!

I drew that in a comic strip once :P

[Spammerman]

The classic:
If i said you have a nice body.
Would you hold it against me?

Im pretty sure thats a pickup line.

[Agrias]

I dont need a pun, just look at my face and you'll laugh till you die! ;o

[Araciel]

I dont need a pun, just look at my face and you'll laugh till you die! ;o

do i laugh or cry?

[Griff]

Will termites eat trees?
They would.

[Dr. Acula]

I still miss my ex, but my aim's improving.

[blackmage_nuke]

Why did the musician have 2 hydroxides
Wanted to play the double bass

Whats the difference between an inuendo and a double entendre anyway?

[No.78]

Good puns don't exist!!!