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Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
I'd do it too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Iri Valentine
Doing the whole 'Damn it feels good to be a gangsta' montage is one of my life missions.
Lmao...ThirdedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowLAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
Oh man, I was in tears! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ben25Lmao...ThirdedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowLAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
Best exit, ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by fantasyjunkieOh man, I was in tears! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ben25Lmao...ThirdedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowLAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
roflmao that was great.Quote:
Originally Posted by AgriasBest exit, ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by fantasyjunkieOh man, I was in tears! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ben25Lmao...ThirdedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowLAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
just dont forget to take the copy/fax machine >.>
>>> You are going straight to the top huh?..Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
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Originally Posted by dodhungryroflmao that was great.Quote:
Originally Posted by AgriasBest exit, ever!Quote:
Originally Posted by fantasyjunkieOh man, I was in tears! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Ben25Lmao...ThirdedQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultima ShadowLAWL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Seconded. :greenie:
just dont forget to take the copy/fax machine >.>
*Grins* :D Brilliant!
You should So~ save up and do this n_n!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
it's what I would do :D
carry around a handful of glitter in your pocket, and when it's time for you to clock out, go to your boss and be all;
"*shakes hand* thank you for the opportunity that you gave me working here, I enjoyed my time here and *throw the handful of glitter at bosses face*"
That should go over fairly well.
It'd work better if you do it at lunch, cause we all know, glitter does NOT come off easily.
Take a crap, melt it, and put in the coffee.
PS- It would be a good idea not to drink coffee tomorrow ;)
On my last day at my old job I was a good boy. I just ate everything because those suckers left me alone in the kitchen.
Now had you come to me a few weeks back I'd have said if there is an espresso machine/coffee machine which you have to load yourselves and can "volunteer to do the job" on you simply swap all the caffeinated coffee out for decaf (very slowly over the course of say a week) people won't notice in the end you want it to be around 20% caffeinated to 80% decaf in ALL coffee's (note carry granulated coffee for yourself should you wish to drink caffeinated coffee or drink tea same caffeine content) then on the LAST day you're there you volunteer to do the coffee machine now by this point everyone is drinking 2 - 3 times their usual compliment because they ain't getting a kick anymore what the hell is up with the coffee? kind of thing so you simply put double or tripple caffeine coffee in ALL compartments so that they're suddenly drinking 2 - 3 times the coffee and it's 2 - 3 times the caffeine of normal.........ensuring chaos is awesome just never ever admit you did it