Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Do this.

[Ultima Shadow]

Do this.

LAWL!

Seconded.

[Roto13]

How about you put Icy-Hot on all the toilet seats and door handles?


...I'd do it

People get all freaked out later and start rubbing thier asses, giving others looks like "What the smurf?"

I'd do it too.

[Old Manus]

Doing the whole 'Damn it feels good to be a gangsta' montage is one of my life missions.

[Ben]

Do this.

LAWL!

Seconded.

Lmao...Thirded

[fantasyjunkie]

Do this.

LAWL!

Seconded.

Lmao...Thirded

Oh man, I was in tears!

[Agrias]

Do this.

LAWL!

Seconded.

Lmao...Thirded

Oh man, I was in tears!

Best exit, ever!

[dodhungry]

Do this.

LAWL!

Seconded.

Lmao...Thirded

Oh man, I was in tears!

Best exit, ever!

roflmao that was great.


just dont forget to take the copy/fax machine >.>

[black orb]

Tomorrow's my last day at my soul-sucking office job until I move and get another soul-sucking office job.

>>> You are going straight to the top huh?..

[Croyles]

Do this.

LAWL!

Seconded.

Lmao...Thirded

Oh man, I was in tears!

Best exit, ever!

roflmao that was great.


just dont forget to take the copy/fax machine >.>

*Grins* Brilliant!

[Markus. D]

If you can spare the money, you should order a bunch of large pizzas and some soda. Maybe a giant sandwich. And buy everyone a kit-kat bar.

Shake hands with them all and tell them that it has been a pleasure working with each and every one of them. Walk up to your boss, shake his hand nice and firmly and say "Sir, I hope my next boss is as kind and awesome as you have been during my stay here. It has been a pleasure to work here."

They will never expect it.

You should So~ save up and do this n_n!

it's what I would do

[Proxy]

carry around a handful of glitter in your pocket, and when it's time for you to clock out, go to your boss and be all;
"*shakes hand* thank you for the opportunity that you gave me working here, I enjoyed my time here and *throw the handful of glitter at bosses face*"
That should go over fairly well.
It'd work better if you do it at lunch, cause we all know, glitter does NOT come off easily.

[Goldenboko]

Take a crap, melt it, and put in the coffee.

PS- It would be a good idea not to drink coffee tomorrow

[Mitch]

On my last day at my old job I was a good boy. I just ate everything because those suckers left me alone in the kitchen.

[Iceglow]

Now had you come to me a few weeks back I'd have said if there is an espresso machine/coffee machine which you have to load yourselves and can "volunteer to do the job" on you simply swap all the caffeinated coffee out for decaf (very slowly over the course of say a week) people won't notice in the end you want it to be around 20% caffeinated to 80% decaf in ALL coffee's (note carry granulated coffee for yourself should you wish to drink caffeinated coffee or drink tea same caffeine content) then on the LAST day you're there you volunteer to do the coffee machine now by this point everyone is drinking 2 - 3 times their usual compliment because they ain't getting a kick anymore what the hell is up with the coffee? kind of thing so you simply put double or tripple caffeine coffee in ALL compartments so that they're suddenly drinking 2 - 3 times the coffee and it's 2 - 3 times the caffeine of normal.........ensuring chaos is awesome just never ever admit you did it