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Oh the scurrrvy dogs. Oh well, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by demondude55
Umm. I can't think of an embarrassing moment.
Lets see...where do I start.
A couple years back, and friend said I was dating a 4th grader, and I just laughed it off. Then a couple weeks later I'm getting summoned up too the middle of the cafeteria too tell people who she is. :cry:
It would have to be when I went ot my friend's house and his aunt was over and she braught her dog with her. And he dog is so small probably one of the smalles dogs I've ever seen in my life so I saw it and thought it was adorible.
So I kneeled down to pet it when the dog suddenly it started humping me.:cry: So I started screaming and I tried to run away from the dog and it kept on humping my legs and it was faster than me too. It got to a point where the dog was actually standing on two freaking legs and started leaping forward to hump me!:eek: Meanwhile all my friends are just laughing at me as I'm falling down and the dog is all over me.:cry:
What the hell is wrong with people why would they push the ladder over I would be pretty damn mad if I were you.
My old man used to be very good at embarassing me on a regular basis until I got used to it.
Although not my most embarassing moment, it's going to either be very embarassing or very awkward the next time I talk to my friend Beth. She had a graduation party today, and I didn't wake up until two hours after it started, and then I forgot about it until after it ended. That's gonna be bad. >_<
when i was a teenager on holiday with a friend, I got really drunk one night, like totally paraletic. In the middle of that night, I stumbled from my bed to the bathroom. Didn't bother to turn the lights on or anything. (Keep in mind that I'm also practically numb at this point - you'll understand in a minute)
Anyway I sat down on the toilet to pee, and all was fine. Until My friend turned the light on and looked at me in horror.
,..... I'd forgotten to pull the toilet lid up :O :O :O
There was this other thing as well i was asleep and somebody drew a moustache on me but that was'nt reallt THAT bad
when i farted in church during the most quiet part of prayer :(
I once asked one of my first grade teacher something a first grader shouldn't know about.
I still shiver.