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who wants to help me take on the elephant army?
i need money to help support tank fuel
:sophia: :sophia: :sophia: :sophia: :sophia:
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:pinkelephant: :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant: :pinkelephant:
who wants to help me take on the elephant army?
i need money to help support tank fuel
:sophia: :sophia: :sophia: :sophia: :sophia:
*snip*
well, i lost to a PINK and i repeat PINK elephant because i had no support.
thanks guys. really.
hm? we're talking about handicapped people now? i thought this was about bad jokes or something?
First scene: Oscar steals a bank and he gives up.
Second scene: Another Oscar steals another bank and he gives up.
Third scene: Another Oscar steals another bank and he gives up.
What is the name of the act?
The Oscars
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First scene: A blind seeing the sun
Second scene: A blind seeing the sun
Third scene: A blind seeing the sun
What is the name of the movie?
Vision: Impossible
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First act: Me
Second act: Me
Third act: Me
Fourth act: Me
Fifth act: Me
Sixth act: Me
Seventh act: Me
What is the name of the theatre play?
The Seven Wonders of the World
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First act: Porky is flying
Second act: Porky is flying again.
Third act: Porky lands
What is the name of the cartoon?
Airporky
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First scene: An Elephant playing a guitar solo.
Second scene: A Hippo playing the drums.
Third scene: A Rhino singing a metal song.
What is the name of the act?
Heavy Metal.
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First scene: You find cheese in the way
Second scene: You find butter in the way
Third scene: You find yogurth in the way
What's the name of the way?
The Milky Way
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First scene: Indiana Jones goes to a crusade and survives.
Second scene: Indiana Jones goes to another crusade and survives.
Third scene: Indiana Jones goes to another crusade and dies.
What's the name of the movie?
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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First scene: The verb To Be appears on TV
Second scene: Another verb To Be appears on TV
Third scene: A third verb To Be appears on TV
Fourth scene: A fourth verb To Be appears on TV
What's the name of the TV program?
Teletubbies
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First scene: A general.
Second scene: An electric chair.
Third scene: The general in the electric chair with company.
What's the name of the act?
General Electric Company.
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First act: A general
Second act: A motor
Third act: The general in the motor
What's the name of the act?
General Motors
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First scene: Three cats climb up a tree
Second scene: The first cat gets off the tree with a ladder
Third scene: The seconds cat gets off the tree with a ladder, and steals the ladder. How does the third cat comes down?
Furious!
Joke Number 1
Two antennas got married, the wedding was crap but the reception was excellent
Joke number 2
two tampons were walking down the street and needed to discuss their current situation... which one spoke first?
Neither they were both stuck up b!tche$.
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
how do you get 1,000 Pikachus on a bus?
You Poke 'em on!
I also chuckled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cim
What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
-"Where is my tractor?"
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First act: Me
Second act: Me
Third act: Me
Fourth act: Me
Fifth act: Me
Sixth act: Me
Seventh act: Me
What is the name of the theatre play?
The Seven Wonders of the World
Good one.
OOC: Anyone else making very bad jokes about people less fortunate than themselves will be receiving warnings.
Wow I think i got herpes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Veles
Umm amazingly bad joke.....
Why is 6 afraid of 7 ccuz 7 8 9.
Yep. I'm better at good jokes and situational comedy. Thank you will and grace.
good joke.....
Warm nuts?
Why would a person get in trouble for a joke? It is a joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Hau Long is a Chinese man
*Note: It's best when spoken, rather than read. However, even then, it's smurfing stupid.
I lol'd