YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME?!?!? YOU SLUT!!!!:mad2:
Anyway, I'd still kill myself. And the little hellspawn inside of me:cool:....What? I'll be doing you guys a favor!!!:mad:
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Which hole is it coming out of?
Anyway, I'd have it help me on the farm.
elope ;___; and look distressed all the time
Cry.
Get an abortion or put it up for adoption :P
I'd kill myself.
Well if it comes out of my ass I would just push realllly really hard. But if it tries to come out the other way. Get a C section and be pissed that the bastard [actually couldnt be a bastard] ruined my perfect body.
Awkward question? Oh ho ho, an awkward question would be something like, "When did you have your last pap smear?" though I know you know nothing of that topic.
Anyways, to answer this "awkward question" I would probably just have an abortion.
I'm not sure.
Keep it, hope it's a girl, either way make it feel like it definetly wasn't a mistake.
Even though it probably was.
go on amusement park rides. repeatedly state to the ride operators that only pregnant women are prohibited.