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Which hole is it coming out of?
Anyway, I'd have it help me on the farm.
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elope ;___; and look distressed all the time
Cry.
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Get an abortion or put it up for adoption :P
Well if it comes out of my ass I would just push realllly really hard. But if it tries to come out the other way. Get a C section and be pissed that the bastard [actually couldnt be a bastard] ruined my perfect body.
Fat kids are harder to Kidnap.
Awkward question? Oh ho ho, an awkward question would be something like, "When did you have your last pap smear?" though I know you know nothing of that topic.
Anyways, to answer this "awkward question" I would probably just have an abortion.
Keep it, hope it's a girl, either way make it feel like it definetly wasn't a mistake.
Even though it probably was.
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go on amusement park rides. repeatedly state to the ride operators that only pregnant <i>women</i> are prohibited.