Another Backwards Thread

I mean damn microwave stealing, sure psychotic has done some CRAZY things but I sure as hell don't believe he stole a microwave...he can't even cook a microwave meal!

Couldn't he have just done it there in the gas station? The ones around here all have microwaves for convenience, I cook burritos in them all the time... but to steal a microwave just for that is... well, "psychotic" is the best word for it. That description fits the situation quite nicely, doesn't it?

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Originally Posted by Evastio

Jojee rocks!

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Aw, thanks <3

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

Yeah I really appreciate Jojee.

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^_^ Y thank you.

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Originally Posted by Lekana

I want Jojee in the sack, NOW.

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I knew you'd come around. <3

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

Yeah, but have you ever had sex with a microwave? Smurfing awesome.

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Er, no. I agree with what Rengori said... for once.

OOC:	I could imagine nominus saying that...

I am the sexiest man on the planet and Jojee wants me in the sack. Microwave sex is bad, Nommels. Roasted penis = eww.

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Originally Posted by Nominus Experse

Yeah, but have you ever had sex with a microwave? Smurfing awesome.

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Instant testicular cancer, huh?

Edit: Or a mutant penis. I'm pretty sure the outcome is bad either way.

So far we've had a drill, an automatic sander, a glass shard shooter, a chainsaw, a cow action figure, and a electrocuter attached to our stolen microwaves that were mysteriously returned after being stolen. This just keeps getting stranger.

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

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Originally Posted by Evastio

Stealing microwaves from EoFF Members sounds like something Yamaneko or Miriel would do.

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After stealing Jojee's sucky microwave and getting sick over beans that I microwaved in there I quit being a microwave thief. Her microwave also caused a blackout at my house once it was finished heating the beans.

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You're not telling us everything. I know you know who's the real thief but you're not telling us.

Also, I really doubt that Jojee has sucky microwaves because Jojee rocks!

Jojo did it. Yes, Jojo

Then where were you when I was busy selling myself?

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Originally Posted by Rengori

Everything I say in this thread from this point on means the opposite.

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I see, I'll keep this in mind :p

It wasn't me, it was Psychotic in the kitchen with a duck.

Everything I say in this thread from this point on means the opposite.

Everything I say in this thread from this point on means the opposite.

So that means from THIS point on everything means what it usually does. :jokey:

I'm having my suspicions on that Jojo...

I walked by Jojee's house lately and noticed a whole pile of broken microwaves on her lawn.

hey i had my microwave stolen too! How come mine came with a used condom and a small japanese laborer attached?

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Originally Posted by Jojee

I'm going to give free lapdances to everyone now!

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YAY!

This thread is gettin seedy when Jojee starts offering herself up for cheap thrill's....

BUT I LIKE IT