Robot sex would be the most painful thing ever.
Printable View
Robot sex would be the most painful thing ever.
you made a mistake megan but i have fixed it for you because i am nice that way but i couldnt let a mistake like that go unnoted because it was a really serious mistake you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
No, she's right, but you're right too. :jokey:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFyou made a mistake megan but i have fixed it for you because i am nice that way but i couldnt let a mistake like that go unnoted because it was a really serious mistake you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
ewwwwwwwww dirty pervert jkjkjk:love:
ground urself
Hey you know we're already doing it! And the best part is you don't have to be a robot. Scene as follows:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFyou made a mistake megan but i have fixed it for you because i am nice that way but i couldnt let a mistake like that go unnoted because it was a really serious mistake you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
38 Seconds Later...
Man: that was great! Oh! Time for work!
"Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto"?Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Hey, it makes me think of daft punk's Digital Love and goldfrapp's Strict Machine, so hey~~~
Oh let's not stop there, the Stepford Wives are pretty damn good, too.
Coat yourself in plastic.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Hmm. That reminds me of a proposal I made for how you could Avoid Paper Cuts
lol at responses.
Static shock is usually caused by a combination of things, but a 'fix' for it is to spray your clothes with a mist of water (it keeps your clothes moist, since dry weather aids (not the disease you perverts) static buildup).
wrap your jumper round your hand whilst opening the car door.
I'm not so good with sayings and stuff, but try one of these:
1. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
2. Live by the sword, die by the sword.
It reminds of Daft Punk too ;D And I say -- enjoy it. I always get a major thrill (SHOCK HAHA jk -_- man I suck) when I get a wintery electric shock. Which is not often in my season-less land. So yeah.
Here's another few:Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
1. Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
2. This is my son's village. We are deep in the mountains, and the winter is coming. You cannot escape.
The easy answer is to wear less electric conductive clothing. I am not sure how much of your clothing is just cotton and/or rubber however. So when in doubt go commando! Use moisturizers to keep your skin from drying out too 'cause dry skin can increase the likelihood of static shock too. Basically stay naked and wet and then you will only have to worry about electric shocks from radios in bathtubs.