Extremely Odd Lines

"Mind THE GAP"

"I would nail her so hard that she'll be puking my children!"

I kept a list of quotes back in 7th or 8th grade, inspired by "Ellie Rosenthal" (she doesn't link to this section from her front site, how queer), but I have since stopped remembering them.

I had a Tirolian over once during an exchange and we were speaking English.
'You wanna play snooker?' I said. He gave me a confused look so I continued, gesticulating 'You know, with balls?'
'Oh.' he said 'You mean like soccer?'

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It's not that funny when I say it, but I had a nice laugh then...

We also used to play a lot of Soul Calibur and we had lines like:
'Mitsurugi gonna kick some Raphael butt!'

I said "have a nice weekend" on a wednesday. It was at a job interview too.

"Those damn noobs and their hopscotch." - my friend Blaine just said that. It made me lol.

originally said by one of my friends "holy buckets!" he said it so much i say it quite often.

not to be too gross but "ive got to piss like a race horse"

I was hoping that there'd be more "real life" odd lines and not ones from TV, comics, books, and stuff since it's a lot more amusing. Lines that you hear from people personally are a lot more funny and unexpected. When it's on TV, comics, books, and stuff it becomes too typical and expected.

These may be somewhat inappropriate lines.

"Come back here!!! Right now!! Don't make me pee on you!!!" (Heard from some random girl outside)

"What an ugly guy!! Yet I'm somewhat, attracted to you." (Heard from a random guy outside)

Don't ask me what kind of people live in my area. :yuck:

I say and hear a lot of weird things xD I just don't remember them all, but ... let's see what I can remember ...

"What does the word 'decapitated' mean?"
"That when you're decapitated you become a butterfly?"

"Miss, I have to go to the bathroom!"
"Do you really need to go?"
"Well, I mean, I have to go to the bathroom, but it's not like I'm going to explode, if that's what you meant."

And then there was this guy who was playing scissors while we were taking a Physics Test, and then suddenly the scissors fell on the floor. And then he yells, "NO! THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I LOVED!"

xD Oh, good times.

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Originally Posted by Leen-Leen

And then there was this guy who was playing scissors while we were taking a Physics Test, and then suddenly the scissors fell on the floor. And then he yells, "NO! THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I LOVED!"

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Awesome. :exdee:

"Why am I looking in the fridge for my tax papers?" -my mom

"Thank you. I love trees."

I said that in reply to a myspace picture comment. I was hugging a tree. It sounded funny when I typed it.

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Originally Posted by oddler

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Originally Posted by Leen-Leen

And then there was this guy who was playing scissors while we were taking a Physics Test, and then suddenly the scissors fell on the floor. And then he yells, "NO! THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I LOVED!"

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Awesome. :exdee:

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That has got to be the funniest thing posted so far :D

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Originally Posted by Omni Legacy

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Originally Posted by oddler

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Originally Posted by Leen-Leen

And then there was this guy who was playing scissors while we were taking a Physics Test, and then suddenly the scissors fell on the floor. And then he yells, "NO! THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I LOVED!"

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Awesome. :exdee:

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That has got to be the funniest thing posted so far :D

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You are indeed correct. ;)

There's only one I can remember immediately, and I got it off a T.V. show. :monster:

"Surely you can't be serious!"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

During a fire drill, a teacher called to her students:

"Line up in the fire!"

She must've really hated them.