But Ostriches and Emus are too heavy for those wings to carry them. :( They're fat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
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But Ostriches and Emus are too heavy for those wings to carry them. :( They're fat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Airplanes weigh more. Ergo ostriches can fly. Penguins too.Quote:
Originally Posted by KentarouBut Ostriches and Emus are too heavy for those wings to carry them. :( They're fat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
But Airplanes have bigger wings! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by PureghettoAirplanes weigh more. Ergo ostriches can fly. Penguins too.Quote:
Originally Posted by KentarouBut Ostriches and Emus are too heavy for those wings to carry them. :( They're fat!Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
They also weigh more.
Yeah, but they've got more flying power.
For scientific proof, let us look towards Donkey Kong Country. As a computer, naturally, it's never wrong. The Ostrich in that game didn't fly.
It had an 800 pound gorilla on it's back.
I think he trumped you there
Even when this ape wasn't on top of the Ostrich, it could not fly. Collecting 3 golden ostriches shall show you this. Also, it was unable to fly with a 120 pound monkey on its back as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
bumblebees are fat for their wings. They fly. What now?
The new system I am using at work defies all logic and reasoning. All the names for the same things are different, which makes it that much harder to navigate. It's horrible!
Just something to get used to, I guess. Like penguins not flying. Incidentally, the BBC had a brilliant April Fools trailer featuring penguins flying to the rainforest for warmth! :D
Obviously, they aren't TOO fat for their wings, otherwise they wouldn't fly.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Dude that dog in the OP looks tasty.
I don't know what kind of PETA crap they're trying to pull but it sure doesn't work on me.
How about Swallows? We all know they can fly, but how about if they're laden with, say, a coconut? Gripped by the husk?Quote:
Originally Posted by KentarouObviously, they aren't TOO fat for their wings, otherwise they wouldn't fly.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Then they won't fly, silly. Swallows are unable to carry coconuts because they're too heavy. Unless it's a balloon coconut.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big DHow about Swallows? We all know they can fly, but how about if they're laden with, say, a coconut? Gripped by the husk?Quote:
Originally Posted by KentarouObviously, they aren't TOO fat for their wings, otherwise they wouldn't fly.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Would this be a European or African swallow?Quote:
Originally Posted by Big DHow about Swallows? We all know they can fly, but how about if they're laden with, say, a coconut? Gripped by the husk?Quote:
Originally Posted by KentarouObviously, they aren't TOO fat for their wings, otherwise they wouldn't fly.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah