Weird/Unexpected gifts

wait, is that the next book in the twilight series, shlup?

I'm going to pretend it is, if that counts. *gets out her white out and pen*

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Weirdest: romance novel about a pimp and a dominatrix (smurfing Mormons)

Most unexpected: a marshmallow gun (we all unwrapped a bag of marshmallows and were like 'wtf?', then the gifters ran out and pelted us with their marshmallow guns before giving us ours; a battle ensued)

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Whaaat, I want a marshmallow gun!

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/marshmallow_gun.png

Nothing really unexpected or odd this year.

My uncle grabbed a present from under the tree and threw it at me. Of course, I missed it and it made a bunch of noise like broken glass. My uncle ducked in to the kitchen while I opened it to find... A bunch of broken glass, some rocks, a pumpkin, and some sticks.




And $50 taped to the lid.


Needless to say it was by far the strangest present I've received since my father made me a birthday cake one year... Just to find out that he ran out of wrapping paper so he just covered my gift with frosting.

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Originally Posted by MadeOfApples

Of course, I missed it and it made a bunch of noise like broken glass. My uncle ducked in to the kitchen while I opened it to find... A bunch of broken glass...

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Oh my god, that made me laugh. xD You uncle is crazy.

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Just to find out that he ran out of wrapping paper so he just covered my gift with frosting.

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and that made me laugh.

Nope, no weird or unexpected gifts for ol' Harvey.

A book about cats, I guess.