My uncle grabbed a present from under the tree and threw it at me. Of course, I missed it and it made a bunch of noise like broken glass. My uncle ducked in to the kitchen while I opened it to find... A bunch of broken glass, some rocks, a pumpkin, and some sticks.




And $50 taped to the lid.


Needless to say it was by far the strangest present I've received since my father made me a birthday cake one year... Just to find out that he ran out of wrapping paper so he just covered my gift with frosting.