Just quietly slip in that Chuck Norris is gay, like it's a fact.
It won't get him to shut up, but the following shouting match you will have would cheer me up. :)
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Just quietly slip in that Chuck Norris is gay, like it's a fact.
It won't get him to shut up, but the following shouting match you will have would cheer me up. :)
This might actually work. Worst case scenario he might feel like he's part of an inside joke and start saying them even louder in front of his sister.Quote:
Originally Posted by Momiji
Get Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick his face. That should shut him up, and supply some good irony.
Print the longest list of Chuck Norris facts you can find, clear your throat in a sophisticated manner, and then begin reading. Follow him around if you have to and don't stop until he's dead.
This should do the trick.
This.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Call him fat. he'll be so self-conscious and depressed, he'll be too busy eating carrots and other vegetables (without ranch sauce) to tell another Norris joke.
Eating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=OQuote:
Originally Posted by GameMasta
But also de-TASTE-able. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by MomijiEating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=OQuote:
Originally Posted by GameMasta
Hint: Boys like porn.
Thatll keep him locked in his room.
I called 1888BIBLENOW
They told me to gtfo D:
but that strips them of all their healthy soileriffic nutrients!Quote:
Originally Posted by MomijiEating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=OQuote:
Originally Posted by GameMasta
Spewing out a bunch of facts right back at him seemed to do the trick. For now anyway xD
Maybe this could have worked if he didn't have to share a room with his mom (there's seven of us living here right now x.x).Quote:
Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke
If he says one you think you've heard, just say "You already told me that one. Say another." Eventually, he'll run out. :3
They are plenty tasty. Your tastebuds are just used to more flavorful stuff, so they taste bland, but when you give it time, they actually have a pleasant flavor.Quote:
Originally Posted by GameMastaBut also de-TASTE-able. :|Quote:
Originally Posted by MomijiEating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=OQuote:
Originally Posted by GameMasta
Would I eat candy for the nutrients? No. Carrots are my candy replacement, and therefore I treat them as such. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by rubahbut that strips them of all their healthy soileriffic nutrients!Quote:
Originally Posted by MomijiEating carrots any other way than fresh, cold, and raw (cleaned and peeled of course) is detestable. >=OQuote:
Originally Posted by GameMasta